LUNCHTIME BANTS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 12:53, 170 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 6:58, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 17:49, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I can't say that I've ever seen the attraction in watersports ... piss just isn't that sexy.
Like tripe just isn't that edible.

What etc etc don't you find etc etc?

Alt: milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolate's made
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:16, 224 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

everybody loves bumsex
it's criminal that it's been hijacked by homos

Like rainbows and Cosmopolitans and the word "gay".
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 12:05, 133 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:47, 187 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm seriously starting to question your choice of boyfriend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 21:42, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 20:33, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 17:54, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hey you guys!
I know we all loved chatting about socks yesterday so how about we talk about shoes? I just this minute bought some lovely brogues. I like the word brogues. I think I like the word more than the shoe.

Chicks are rubbish at buying shoes, eh? What's that all about?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 14:16, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This morning I waited five minutes for my toast, only to discover I hadn't switched the toaster on.
The other week, I did a similar thing with the kettle. I can only assume this is the onset of senile dementia.

Make me feel better by telling me what horrifying health issues you have.

Alt: what's the fliddest thing you've ever done?

AltAlt: lunch, or saink.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:28, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 7:45, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Science is great.
They should have an International Science Day or summat.

What other World International Thing Days or Weeks should there be?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:56, 266 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's Peanut Butter Fudge Day on Thursday

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:36, 151 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's World Toilet Day tomorrow

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 14:51, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's Anti Bullying Week according to Twitter
Have you ever been bullied? what did you do?
You bloo bloo cunts.
alt. Sweet or Savoury?
altalt. Danni or Kylie?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 13:28, 163 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

have yourself a merry little christmas
make the yuletide gay
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 10:16, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 7:55, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)