Any idea where I can buy
Some trainers made from kitchen implements with built in headphones?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:56, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Kitchen thread.
What couldn't you live without in your kitchen*

Alt:Kitchen gadgets, I hate most of them, but I do have a few that really are good, what's your best/worst kitchen gadget?

Alt:alt: Shit cook=1 or master chef like Gonz**=10, how do you rate yourself and why?


*cooker, fridge and a sink (with taps) is a given
**Maybe slightly wrong here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:33, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Has anyone done a presents thread?
I got lots of red wine, some coffee syrups and a sort of leather bracelet thingy that was engraved with the kids initials. I've spent the last few days happily making Lego with the kids. I brought down my old box of it from the loft and we all sat happily making robots for about 3 hours

The lamb I bought to have with the turkey was fucking NOM too, in a late response to Mcbeef's food thread.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:20, 192 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:31, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Yeez are aaal a bunch of Homs
Discuss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm a bit troubled by that last thread
By upbringing, class, peer group and inclination I've always regarded branded clothing as rather crude and uncouth.

Labels should be worn inside, I believe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 17:42, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When the world fails, peak oil kicks in and there ain't no electric. Can you make fire, in a fireplace, without firelighters?
Just a bit of paper and wood? Just got into work, been told by bar gimp 'it wouldn't work'. They have been trying since 12.00 to make a fucking fire in the fireplace. What basic survival skill do you lack? I'd like to learn shoemaking.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 14:37, 76 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Dec 2014, 8:42, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2014, 17:48, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Get this, it's snowing
Great big fluffy snowflakes, massive ones, it's very rear in Nottingham so the rest of the outlying areas must be heaped in the stuff, I wanna start a snowball fight :(

In my old area I would have had half the street out by now involved in a massive snowball fight, do any of you bitches have power like that? well? do you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Dec 2014, 18:29, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Technically it's Christmas day
My last Christmas day without children. What should I do to celebrate my last real year of fun and frivolity? You can't say Hitler
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 25 Dec 2014, 2:09, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

morning
Alt: 🎅🌲❄❄🎄
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Dec 2014, 8:10, 130 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NO FRONTS!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 22:13, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NO INCONTINENCE PAD CHAT!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 20:12, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NO IPAD CHAT!

( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 14:03, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So Cunts, do you reckon I should get an iMac for the missus, or a fucking Microsoft Tablet thingy?
Those Apple products look real nice and shit, but are they still some kind of obscure sect when it comes to everyday online life?
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:33, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:09, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:57, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I liked Joe Cocker so fuck the lot of you
Also, I thought Wendy Hurrell had stopped doing the news until right now, where I realised I'd not been watching the south east's news on account of living in London. What a spastic, eh?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 22:45, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Re earlier thread, and mention of The Railway Children, I have now stuck a pic of Sally Thomsett as my desktop.
From some tvseries, not a nonce one from the movie. What do you have as your desktop?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:29, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)