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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:57,
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latest was 11 years ago)
hi hun
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Good evening Good evening, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:07,
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Good evening
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:12,
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morning
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:14,
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DELETION!
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Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:38,
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naughty MEATSNAKE!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:38,
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Xmas bullying is unforgivable
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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that bonzodog29 is a nasty piece of work innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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im putting you and him on ignore until next year
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:40,
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i'll just log in with one of my many comedy accounts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:41,
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there's nowt funny about comedy accounts
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dozer's mommy likes big dick, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:01,
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I really am I just can't help myself
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02,
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i ignored you both for 10 minutes as a warning
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:03,
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Harsh, but fair
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:04,
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That hurt bruv hence my contrition
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:06,
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I hope you've learnt your lesson on this sort of third or fourth most festive of days
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:07,
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I am truly repentant
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:08,
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On opposite day!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:09,
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Yay \0/
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:11,
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But Christmas is a time for forgiveness
Cliff said so.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:40,
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they have to want to be forgiven, they have to be sorry
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:41,
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I am sorry mr snake
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02,
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apology accepted
/stunned RIP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:03,
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I agree, it's not a time for bullying
It's a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease
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Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:44,
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such wise words
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Good evening Good evening, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:48,
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that's beautiful
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02,
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Thanks, I wrote it myself
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Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:04,
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DELETESNAKE!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:09,
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Morning all
Please take heed chums, I like people that hate Christmas
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:12,
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^ bollockhead
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:13,
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I'd take heed but the only heed the wife gives me is a book to the back of mine.
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Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:17,
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chrimbo is ace and you're an idiot
hth XX omg ttfn
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:30,
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JANGELEY BELLS JANGELEY BELLS JANGELEY ALL THE WAY
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:32,
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I do like Xmas pud
But I prefer pies that have cream
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:45,
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A creampie?
You like licking another man's sperm out of a woman's sexcave?
You disgust me.
And arouse me a little.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48,
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you'd think with all those episodes of little house on the prayery michael landon wouldve figured out how to button up a shirt properly
fucking shaggy haired prick
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:16,
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I can feel a massive poo building
Gonna enjoy that
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:27,
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i hope you're at work
a good session on the gary in work time is one of lifes great pleasures
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:31,
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I am indeed
Came in especially
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:37,
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I need to go and brave the shops in a bit.
Not looking forward to it at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:34,
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just run in and shout "THE NEXT SALE@S STARTED EARLY!!!!!!"
unless you're going to next, in which case you deserve everything you get
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:35,
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Load up on curry and especially gassy beer
Not only will this be enormously enjoyable and take the edge of the horror, if you time your farts just right you'll get the shop to yourself
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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I haven't had a poo in about three days.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36,
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ex plodo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36,
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might have a coffee in a bit, that should get things moving
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:37,
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is that wise
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:39,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:40,
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just think, all that stuff inside you, something's gotta give
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:45,
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haha! poos are funny!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48,
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yours might be, mine normally make me cry
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48,
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...and bleed a little
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:49,
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would you like me to loosen it up with my finger, dear?
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dozer's mommy likes big dick, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:01,
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aw HELL no
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36,
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I have a stinking cold and a plane ride today
Hooray for intense ear pressure that won't clear because your sinuses have got tighter than a nun's cunt.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:38,
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My sympathy level will be entirely determined by your answer to the following question
Where are you going?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:43,
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Alright Darth?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:46,
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we have been instructed by the governor of this province and to thank him we must do our duty
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:46,
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I'm coming home from cologne
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Kroney, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:52,
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colon more like amirite?
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:02,
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both smell great
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05,
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you don't want to dip your cock in cologne though ... bit stingy
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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he is, talks a good sexual adventurer but all missionary in the final analysis
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:30,
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It sort of looks like somebody dropped a couple of old German houses and a fucking great cathedral
right into the heart of Croydon.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05,
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is colon the one where the tram/train thing goes right underneath the only pretty bit in the middle and only surfaces for the grim suburbs and industrial parks?
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old man river possible lesbian, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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No, it also allows you to see the city's parks and other green spaces
which, despite this place practically being in France, all seem to have been lifted straight out of 1980's GDR.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:13,
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Croydon?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:28,
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SHUT UP.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:55,
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Watching 'Mars Needs Moms'
Not a great movie per se, but the cgi is bloody brilliant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:14,
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Found McBeefs Xmas present
imgur.com/9kI3891
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:16,
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I don't get it - how can dolphins be nazis?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:26,
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Coming up with a Final Solution to the Porpoise Problem
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:33,
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That's very porpoiseful of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tV1JhlBZ4A
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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still no bonus, but i did get a full english breakfast
cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:01,
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