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morning

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:57, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
hi hun

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)
Good evening

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:12, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:14, Reply)
DELETION!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
naughty MEATSNAKE!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Xmas bullying is unforgivable

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
that bonzodog29 is a nasty piece of work innit

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
im putting you and him on ignore until next year

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)
i'll just log in with one of my many comedy accounts

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
there's nowt funny about comedy accounts

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I really am I just can't help myself

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
i ignored you both for 10 minutes as a warning

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Harsh, but fair

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
That hurt bruv hence my contrition

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I hope you've learnt your lesson on this sort of third or fourth most festive of days

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
I am truly repentant

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
On opposite day!!!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Yay \0/

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)

nta lle
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
But Christmas is a time for forgiveness
Cliff said so.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)
they have to want to be forgiven, they have to be sorry

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I am sorry mr snake

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
apology accepted
/stunned RIP
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I agree, it's not a time for bullying
It's a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)
such wise words

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)
that's beautiful

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Thanks, I wrote it myself

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
DELETESNAKE!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Morning all
Please take heed chums, I like people that hate Christmas
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
^ bollockhead

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I'd take heed but the only heed the wife gives me is a book to the back of mine.

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
chrimbo is ace and you're an idiot
hth XX omg ttfn
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)
JANGELEY BELLS JANGELEY BELLS JANGELEY ALL THE WAY

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I do like Xmas pud
But I prefer pies that have cream
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
A creampie?
You like licking another man's sperm out of a woman's sexcave?

You disgust me.

And arouse me a little.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
you'd think with all those episodes of little house on the prayery michael landon wouldve figured out how to button up a shirt properly
fucking shaggy haired prick
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I can feel a massive poo building
Gonna enjoy that
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
i hope you're at work
a good session on the gary in work time is one of lifes great pleasures
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I am indeed
Came in especially
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Wise indeed. saving on water and bogroll, and even being paid for it

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I need to go and brave the shops in a bit.
Not looking forward to it at all.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
just run in and shout "THE NEXT SALE@S STARTED EARLY!!!!!!"
unless you're going to next, in which case you deserve everything you get
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Load up on curry and especially gassy beer
Not only will this be enormously enjoyable and take the edge of the horror, if you time your farts just right you'll get the shop to yourself
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I haven't had a poo in about three days.

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
ex plodo

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
might have a coffee in a bit, that should get things moving

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
is that wise

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:39, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)
just think, all that stuff inside you, something's gotta give

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)
haha! poos are funny!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
yours might be, mine normally make me cry

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
...and bleed a little

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)

m.youtube.com/results?q=inbredz&sm=1
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
would you like me to loosen it up with my finger, dear?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
aw HELL no

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I have a stinking cold and a plane ride today
Hooray for intense ear pressure that won't clear because your sinuses have got tighter than a nun's cunt.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
My sympathy level will be entirely determined by your answer to the following question
Where are you going?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Alright Darth?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
we have been instructed by the governor of this province and to thank him we must do our duty

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I'm coming home from cologne

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
colon more like amirite?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:02, Reply)
both smell great

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
you don't want to dip your cock in cologne though ... bit stingy

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
wuss

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
he is, talks a good sexual adventurer but all missionary in the final analysis

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
It sort of looks like somebody dropped a couple of old German houses and a fucking great cathedral
right into the heart of Croydon.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)
is colon the one where the tram/train thing goes right underneath the only pretty bit in the middle and only surfaces for the grim suburbs and industrial parks?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
No, it also allows you to see the city's parks and other green spaces
which, despite this place practically being in France, all seem to have been lifted straight out of 1980's GDR.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Croydon?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Morning

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)
SHUT UP.

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Watching 'Mars Needs Moms'
Not a great movie per se, but the cgi is bloody brilliant.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Found McBeefs Xmas present
imgur.com/9kI3891
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I don't get it - how can dolphins be nazis?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Coming up with a Final Solution to the Porpoise Problem

(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
That's very porpoiseful of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tV1JhlBZ4A
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
still no bonus, but i did get a full english breakfast
cheers
(, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

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