i will gaz you
as i don't consider that this particular example breaches the code of not publishing gazzes. however it's buried somewhere in my mahoosive deleted archive thing, so i'll have to root it out for you at home later.

i have lots of other prime examples of sexpesting and pandering, any requests?

edit - this evening i have a party but i am going to the gym first, so i can either turn up late or in my sweaty gym kit. it's not really a choice, is it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Depends on the type of party, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

If it's a party round 'sweaty Jim's' then she can go straight there, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

that's mean
when himjim isn't here to defend himself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

What better way to celebrate an event than by sharing your humid sweatiness and self-generated body odour with everyone else?
Never worry about your party lacking atmosphere again: create your own*!

*NB Flatulence is considered cheating and should instead be taken to "Farty Bob's."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

In 100% all seriousness, I would very much like for you to name'n'shame saucy-gazes from weirdos.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)