Damn right
Got another fucking train journey at 8.45am on Saturday, morning after the work Xmas do. Might treat myself to a box of Bud for the journey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fucking hell, that's not good
I wouldn't advise on Bud, it's a bit dry for the morning. Tbh, the best ones are either Stella, Peroni or Export.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I love a bit of Bud
You may be right about the dryness though. Am not getting started on the Stella that early, I'm off to a family gathering in Halifax and can't be doing with that level of hangover at 3pm. Red Stripe maybe?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Red Stripe is a damn good call
Halifax is not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Halifax is awesome, it has Eureka!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Eureka is awesome
I've not been there in fucking years!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:01, Reply)

A good point, well made.
Eureka is ace.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

You've redeemed yourself for the cider comment there
Haven't been to Eureka! since I was a kid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Never been to Halifax
What's Eureka?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)

It's Greek for 'this bath water is too hot'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

If it had been built in Birmingham, it would have been called
"Friggin 'ell, its bleeding boiling, that is"
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

http://www.eureka.org.uk/

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Looks cool!
I loved the Natural History Museum when I last went, but my desire to climb on top of the animatronic T-Rex and attempt to use it to charge into battle was barely containable.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

This doesn't work grammatically but sod it
attempt to use it to charge into battle dry-hump it until my spaff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Also
A sciencey place, y'know, for kids

You'd like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I took my 6 year old sister, MiniAnodyne, there t'other month
Still fucking awesome. I love having a little sister, I get to watch awesome films and go cool places :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

This is exactly why kids exist
Am thoroughly looking forward to Ms Foxtrot's nephew being old enough to take to places like Eureka. And to educate in great literature. Like Star Wars
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

*jealous*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Don't be jealous
Just procreate, then you can have one of your own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm a long way off a relationship, still yet to find anyone else interested in one!
If I find a girl who likes me, and fancies one, then it'll be a different matter altogether!

Ah well, I become a godfather in 6 months time, and the Dad is immature as I am, so we can have a laugh there!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Perfick
All of the fun and none of the responsibility

Just don't make the poor tyke be a Liverpool fan, eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Tis why I love my godson
even if he has ruined one of my best drinking buddies' life :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Ruined?
How old is he?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

21
he used to live with me in the pub we both worked in, we used to stay up until 7 a.m. drinking every morning and acting like twats. Went to stay with him last week and we had to be in bed for 11 p.m. and not drink because he's all pussywhipped and shit :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Cousin?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

yeah
I hate his fiance.

She has ruined my favourite relative. The responsible bitch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I could tell you weren't too impressed.
I hate people like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

stupid bitch made me watch awful TV and films
after my FUCKING AWFUL TREK. What a cunt. The only good thing she ever did was expel my darling Godson from her chuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Ah
Bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm Liverpool, the Dad is Liverpool, the Mum is Manc
The early years should be interesting...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

If you don't pull your socks up
By the time he can form sentences they'll be "your footy team are shithouse, daddy"

That said if he lives in or near Liverpool he should fucking well support Liverpool.

Or Everton.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Skelmersdale currently
And he'll not be a Bluenose for as long as either of us can draw breath!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Good man
If any of mine or Ms Foxtrot's sisters allow their children to grow up supporting Notts County or the sheep-shagging filth I'll disown them and sell them on eBay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Good man
The mother is already buying Manc stuff, as soon as I can get my hands on some spare cash, I'll be coming back with Liverpool stuff.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

That child is going to end up with the most ridiculously confused sense of entitlement
At nursery it'll be telling the other kids that its favourite team play in red and have won the league 36 times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's a sort of Museum that allows kids to touch all the stuff
Superb day out
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

As opposed to Peado!
Which is a sort of museum that allows the kids to be touched.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

kids staff stuff kids
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)