I want one with four necks, each at 90 degrees to each other
they will comprise a guitar, a 12 string guitar, a mandolin and a theremin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I also want that
but I want a bass on there too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Hmmmm, I think you could add a further two necks
pointing in opposite directions and perpendicular to the plane of the previous four necks. One would be your bass, and the other would be a small drinks bar containing a range of optics.

EDIT - I think the drinks bar would require some form of gyroscopic stabilisation to prevent spillage whilst rotating to reach other instruments.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

you could have the bar continuously rotating
like a centrifuge
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Lads, lads, lads.....
This is a ROCKING BAND, yeah? Not one of your fucking engineering projects.

Don't tell me, the band 'look' should be waterproof trousers, right?

FFS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Do you not want a drink on stage then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I was just going to get one of those 'beer hats' you get in America.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

it will need to be
because of all the gushing from the female fans
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Good thinking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You mean they'll piss themselves laughing?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Only if we have you as the support act
Once they catch sight of your floppy wrists and even floppier hair, they'll all have laughter induced hernias and bladder prolapses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Support act?
How do you expect me to support anything with these wrists?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I love the idea of the front row of female fans
Aiming their fannies at you and drenching you all in she-splunge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You sicken me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Tell me something I don't know
No, seriously, go on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Erm...due to the expense of looking after her hilariously retarded child,
Jordan couldn't actually afford her last boob job operation, therefore she popped them open herself and stuffed them with scrunched-up newspaper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Something TRUE
That was very good though :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I want that as well
But I also want a kind of bicycle-operated drumkit attachment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

D'you need a Moatyalike for drumming duty?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

This little band is shaping right up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I will be the second guitarist
in the style of Sid Vicious in that I'm not a very good player and I may kill my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I think everyone would prefer it
if you were a second guitarist in the style of Richey Edwards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Haha!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)