You are awesome because you have a date.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Blousie.
That was the first post TD has made this week without mentioning it, and you've got to spoil it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Sorry : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Look
In my 42 years I've been asked out maybe three times - and one was a huge fat biffer (and yes I did, before you ask.)

She's called Jackie, she's extremely funny, I can't believe it either but by hell I'm pleased with myself.

She works in mental health so she might be grooming me for a case study...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Three more times than I have Mr sex God.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Seriously?
that's rubbish. Perhaps you are just too intimidatingly awesome? I have come to the conclusion that that's mine and swipes problem...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

We should start some sort of self help group for awesome women.
I really wish I knew what my problem was.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'm sure the problem isn't with you!
Men really are just too dim to know when they're on to a good thing.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I have had a couple of ex's who said they regretted splitting up with me but by then it was too late to go back.
I think I'm just unlucky but that's ok because I have had lots of luck with other parts of my life.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Can I join the self-help group too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)

No.
Women only and you're the enemy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I'll be very quiet and I'll bring some biscuits* with me?
*Proper biscuits, not your dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Posh biscuits?
Not your Asda crap?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

God yeah. I'll even get chocolate hob-nobs if I can join your club.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Ok then.
But don't get any funny ideas that you are the same as us.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'm fair sure I'll remember the differences.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

You managed to keep a woman long enough to get married to her!
so you can't be that much of a reject.
conveniently ignoring the aftermath, of course...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

You are also overlooking just how cunning I'm trying to be.
Lots of single women + Bloke = Bloke has a chance of pulling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Lots of needy traumatised menhating women?
Pfft. Your funeral mate.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Taking on a woman with issues is a lot like getting a rescue dog.
Looks great fun to start with, but they become completely mental in no time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

That metaphor doesn't really work for you
If you treated a woman like you'd treat a rescue dog it'd be the Fritzls all over again...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

True.
I retract that remark.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I don't really hate men.
I just hate the ones who don't realise what they turned down.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

You make complicated human relationships sound like an episode of
Deal or No Deal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

It wasn't complicated to me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I also have NEVER been on a date
I went straight fgrom nothing to being merrried. mr b3th was a strange internet stalker. Or rather i was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I don't understand either
I'm not remotely attractive.

I'm not interesting, I'm not physically appealling.

I'm not skint by any means but I don't wear that on my sleeve.

Apparrently, I laugh a lot.

Jeff-BGB - go out there and laugh.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

People laugh at me, not with me TD
I feel like Orville the duck.

'The other birds laugh, and say that I daft and I am (you're not), I am!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

D'you wish you could fly?
Way up in the sky?

Keith loves you.

Bedtime for me, darlings.

xxx - sleep nicely.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Night TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Oh my god
You shat in a fat biffers handbag?

You sick sick individual.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I have settled down a bit now.
I've taken on a Friday evening shift through Bramley as a swap for Saturday.

But yes, I am awesome. My cheekbones hurt from grinning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Not from being repeatedly punched in the face for being a smug-pulling machine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)