Strong black coffee, toast and a double helping of SHAME
on a school night too, tsk
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

work christmas do
you should see what i have managed to text my boss at past midnight oh god......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Yowzers
This is why I don't store such numbers on my mobile. Also why there are no ex's numbers (not that there would be many)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I never text people when I'm drunk.
It just never dawns on me to do so.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That as well
also, booze kills my appetite. I have never eaten a kebab because i'm never hungry at the end of the night.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

this is me too
i didn't touch the christmas lunch, and then we drank through dinnertime, so i had about 12 hours of drinking vodka on an empty stomach. this is where is went Wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Thank god for touchscreen phones, I can't text when drunk!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)