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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I informed my dad at his birthday
that he either needs to start liking more stuff or stop buying the few things he does like, otherwise he will be getting a bottle of Scotch every Christmas and birthday from now until the day he dies.

His repsonse? "I suppose I could use a new tie if you really want."
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My Dad keeps an Amazon wish list
And for my Mum's birthday last week we bought her a Pandora charm bracelet, so I'll be getting her a charm for that.

DONE.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)
You should buy her a tattoo.
Facial spider-webs are 'big' at the moment.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Is Lab's Mum "all aternative and shit like that"?

(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Oh God yeah.

(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)
She's already got a big black 'X' tattood across her face
Showing how she won't conform to society.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I heard it was a target

(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)
She incorporates a scoring system into her wednesday night bukkake sessions

(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

ukkake +ingo

Reverse strikethrough time
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Very well
strikethrough time parking maneouvre
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Why not take him out for meals etc?
When you don't need or want any stuff, you'll still want meals esp with your family.

This only works if he doesn't hate your fucking guts, of course.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)
we do this all the time anyway :(
my suggestion was that the 3 of us take him for a weekend to paris or brussels or somewhere on the eurostar, but my brother thinks the football-enhancing tv will be better.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

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