Buying presents for men is not hard
Buy him some beer. Or some sort of novelty toy in which a woman takes her clothes off.

Done.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One of those pens, you mean?
PHWOARRRR
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Exactly this
or one of the viewing thingies you used to get in the eighties with a film of women taking their clothes off. Or of beer.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I was once in a bar that served vodka in these novelty shot glasses
that had retro nude pin-up photos in the base. However due to the optical effect of the liquid you could only see the girl if the glass was full. A nifty incentive to get another round.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

A lot of Chinese places do this with Sake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

What are they doing selling Japanese drinks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

No idea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

oh yeah
something for my dad to perve over. what a charming present from his daughter.

now you trot off and buy your mother an 18" anal intruding dildo, there's a good chap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm not suggesting you get him a fleshlight.
Please try to be reasonable, dear.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

She already has three.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, but she keeps losing them up there, it's becoming an expensive hobby.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)