Wine and fags
I have an epic hangover.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Stick with the wine...
...and the hangover will become a lovely drunken afternoon.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I don't think she needs telling of how the process works mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I imagine you are right on that one.
How are you old boy?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Tip fucking top actually good sir
Thank you for asking. Have serious CBA at work on account of the awesome weekend ahead. How about yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Very good indeed.
The day started well when I discovered Jack Daniels 2 for £25 at Tesco. (As was Jamesons and litre bottles of Bacardi in case you care.)
Unfortunately my work place frowns upon the consumption of spirits during office hours so I will have to wait until tonight.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Nice sig.
No cunt knew what I was on about the other day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I still don't
Elaborate please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

It's a record by Digital Underground that I referenced.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

This is perhaps unsurprising
But nonetheless phenomenally disappointing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Here you go...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

What exactly were you referring to?
How in a 69 your Humpty nose will tickle her rear?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

BGB's Q was 'try to shock me'
My reply was 'I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom' and got all kinds of 'err, did you really?' replies instead of the whole of /OT doing 'The Humpty Hump' as I had anticipated.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
I had partaken in a few 'shandies' and decided to demonstrate the dance to anyone who cared to watch - perhaps I picked up your funky vibes subliminally.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

That's pretty weird.
I remember thinking 'well bloody Tuggers would have got this' at the time. It was only a couple of days ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Just goes to show...
...there is more to synchronicity than a shit album by The Police.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

The only kind of 'album by The Police' there is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Killjoy bastards
When will modern workplaces learn that employees function better when happy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I had a hangover yesterday
So I started drinking cider in the morning. This led to me being out all day and night yesterday. Now I have a double hangover. This is not good, I have to work a double shift this afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

DON'T LAUGH AT ME
It wasn't my fault! People kept buying me drinks!

I am in a bad mood now, I have to work with my stupid bitch of an ex-friend. (As you may or may not be able to tell, I am not talking to her).
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Never would have guessed it.
BTW, did you happen to get your sig from a certain Live show?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Of course.
I am a nerd and proud.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!
I wasn't sure what it meant, so stuck it into google, and saw shitloads of links to Dr Who Live, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant.
I want to see it again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You dropped this:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You're talking about her though

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'm allowed to.
I am awesome and she is a bitch. The world must know!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I bet she's lovely.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

She looks like Angry Kid
This alone proves that even nature hates her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Now that is just naughty.
As a Doctor I suggest that you stop drinking for a day and turn to soft drugs just to give your liver a break. Start with a mild hashish and end the night with a big hit of Purple Kush.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

mmmmmmmm
I have Jamaican sensi at the moment: looks like an upmarket bush but tastes delicious and has caught me out with its potency twice in the past week, one of which was a 'no eye contact or saliva in the mouth' moment in a restaurant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)