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Pasty, Bag of Chedder and Sour Cream CrispsYou?
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Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:28,
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moroccan chicken soupmarmite sandwich, spare rib crisps.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:30,
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Stick with the wine......and the hangover will become a lovely drunken afternoon.
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Tip fucking top actually good sirThank you for asking. Have serious CBA at work on account of the awesome weekend ahead. How about yourself?
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Very good indeed.The day started well when I discovered Jack Daniels 2 for £25 at Tesco. (As was Jamesons and litre bottles of Bacardi in case you care.)
Unfortunately my work place frowns upon the consumption of spirits during office hours so I will have to wait until tonight.
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Nice sig.No cunt knew what I was on about the other day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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It's a record by Digital Underground that I referenced.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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This is perhaps unsurprisingBut nonetheless phenomenally disappointing
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What exactly were you referring to?How in a 69 your Humpty nose will tickle her rear?
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BGB's Q was 'try to shock me'My reply was 'I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom' and got all kinds of 'err, did you really?' replies instead of the whole of /OT doing 'The Humpty Hump' as I had anticipated.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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Hahaha!I had partaken in a few 'shandies' and decided to demonstrate the dance to anyone who cared to watch - perhaps I picked up your funky vibes subliminally.
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That's pretty weird.I remember thinking 'well bloody Tuggers would have got this' at the time. It was only a couple of days ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:18,
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Just goes to show......there is more to synchronicity than a shit album by The Police.
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The only kind of 'album by The Police' there is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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Killjoy bastardsWhen will modern workplaces learn that employees function better when happy?
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I had a hangover yesterdaySo I started drinking cider in the morning. This led to me being out all day and night yesterday. Now I have a double hangover. This is not good, I have to work a double shift this afternoon.
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DON'T LAUGH AT MEIt wasn't my fault! People kept buying me drinks!
I am in a bad mood now, I have to work with my stupid bitch of an ex-friend. (As you may or may not be able to tell, I am not talking to her).
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Never would have guessed it.BTW, did you happen to get your sig from a certain Live show?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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Haha, fair enough!I wasn't sure what it meant, so stuck it into google, and saw shitloads of links to Dr Who Live, haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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I'm allowed to.I am awesome and she is a bitch. The world must know!
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She looks like Angry KidThis alone proves that even nature hates her.
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Now that is just naughty.As a Doctor I suggest that you stop drinking for a day and turn to soft drugs just to give your liver a break. Start with a mild hashish and end the night with a big hit of Purple Kush.
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mmmmmmmmI have Jamaican sensi at the moment: looks like an upmarket bush but tastes delicious and has caught me out with its potency twice in the past week, one of which was a 'no eye contact or saliva in the mouth' moment in a restaurant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:53,
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Plate of spinach, blue cheese, pita bread.......and a lardy cake.
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No idea yetHitting this dirty town for a spot of shopping in half an hour and am open to suggestions as to what I'll get for lunch. Marks & Spencers food hall is the current favourite. Stuffed vine leaves FTW
/living embodiment of rock'n'roll
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as i didn't eat all yesterdayand the hangover is just getting to the "could face food" stuff, i am thinking of this from our staff restaurant: Sweet red pepper, zucchini & mascarpone lasagne. because i can't be arsed to walk any further.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:35,
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TURKEY DINNER with the TRIMMINGS.Happy bloody Christmas sort-of-nearly.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:37,
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Essence of boredomFancy something nice to eat, might just hold on until the evening and get an indian.
Party was shit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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There was an awkward moment and the party wasn't that goodso we left after about an hour :/
I did have a nice cocktail though, which I might attempt to recreate with a better apple-flavoured liquor than Apple Sourz.
I didn't say a word to Classics boy. Then again he didn't to me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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You knocked over the fish tank killing 15 rare prize winning fish?(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Dress was vintage, thank you very much.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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It wasn't actually concerning me, thank you very much.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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Can I have a go?Did you discover halfway through a diccussion of the merits of Blake, that they meant William whilst you were talking about Peter?
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Noone cameand we all know how that turns out
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26,
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The inevitable 60s sunshine pop spunk tsunami?EDIT this could be the name of MY NEW BAND
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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The whole thing or just the last two words?Monty Boyce and The Inevitable 60s Sunshine Pop Spunk Tsunami or
Monty Boyce's Spunk Tsunami?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:52,
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You used the toilet and it wouldn't flush and then there was people asking if you were ok but you couldn't flush it and so you tried to fix the toilet but then dropped the cistern lid on the bowl and it cracked leaking piss and shit all over the floor?(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Or maybe gone for a big dump in a beautiful golden toiletOnly to hear the host cry, 'For fuck sake, which one of you degenerates has taken a shit in my tuba?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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You prolapsed into the punch bowl and gave 80 people dysentery?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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Bugger off!My friend got upset. THAT'S IT, OK
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26,
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Did the host introduce you to all the people in the kitchen each one replied "yes we've met" but you knew and they knew you'd slept with them all?(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
You attributed a quote to Seneca when it was actually written by Seneca The Younger?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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Did you misinterpret the "bring a bottle" requirement, and gave an informed but unwelcome presentation on a small Roman example that was probably used for storing unguents?(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
2 spicy sausages in cheese topped bapsFookin magnificent.
What pastie?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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"2 spicy sausages in cheese topped baps"?Is this a coded bukkake reference?
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NopeCheese topped baps are just baps that had cheese stuck on top while cooking. Spicy sausages from Tesco hot counter are fucking superb though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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strepsilsas I have the mothercunting jeffaids and can't face actual food.
Although I could probably force down a tube of pringles, should the opportunity arise...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:42,
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that's really not helpingbut thank you anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:46,
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Alright sisSorry you're feeling crook. Hope you've got honey and treats.
We've not long had breakfast so lunch will probably be just before teatime and then we'll have to have dinner late, and oh there's just no order!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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don't like honeybut I have honey and lemon strepsils, paracetamol, decongestant, and a big warm cardi.
mr b3th keeps badgering me to do some work, but he can fuck rigt off. I am dying! Dying, I tells ya!
in other news, my shiny new android phone asrrived this morning, so I have something nice to play with later.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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Tell him you're actually sick, not man sick!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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I fucking love StrepsilsI'll happily eat them when I don't have a cold.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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Fucking hellI loved you in the Ramones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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His feet were fucking GIGANTIC.Once this has become apparent it is quite hard to focus on anything else. Have you got the 'It's Alive' DVD? One of the best I own - it has the whole of the 1977 Rainbow Theatre London New year's Eve gig footage: incredible stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:01,
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I would love to hear that Dee Dee King LP just for the lolz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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I must say, your typing is excellent for a dead chap.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Bloody hell woman, if it's not an orgasm it's chicken with you!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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It's filling and low fat.And the chicken is nice too.
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girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:48,
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Have you gone off the tuna surprise?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:51,
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No, I just fancied chicken again.I'm a little hungover and chicken appealed.
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girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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I think Berk must be supplying her with stolen drumsticks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:51,
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This is because chips are actually incredibly dull.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:52,
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True, I only like the tiny ones that are very crunchybut I had a urge for some fish and can't buy just fish, people would think I'm weird.
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Sour cream crisps sound quite niceNot sure about a bag of cheddar, though.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:45,
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I ate a whole bag of sour cream and cheddar kettle chips yesterdaythey was all of the yum.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:47,
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Ooh, they're not half bad, are they.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:48,
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Have you had Seabrook's sour cream, cheese & chive?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:53,
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I like seabrooksthey're very greasy, but tasty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:58,
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That will most likely be my lunch.No food in the house, must steal crisps at work.
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People on /talk raved about Seabrook like they were amazing, but I had never had them before.So I bought a mixed box on the internet and I think maybe ate 5 packets or soo, one of each flavour, they really wern't anything special.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:21,
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Seabrooks are awesomeDid you get the hot crisps or the normal ones?
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I didn't microwave them, if that's what you mean, are you supposed too?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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Oh, I donno then, it was some time ago, about 3-4 years, but they were very very dull.Not a patch on walkers, which is the baseline for dullness on crisps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:39,
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I've had them a couple of timesThey're delicious and surprisingly authentic-tasting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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they were really nice when they were in the clear packetsnow they're in foil they're not the same.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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Just lost a clientso i'm eating a big fat slice of rejection for lunch
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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Have you tried down the back of the sofa?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:52,
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To lose one client in a financial quarter is unfortunatebut to lose two BEGINS TO LOOK LIKE CARLESSNESSSSSSSSS
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:56,
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No ideaI'd like a sandwich but will probably have soup
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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Two granary and red Leicester rolls with Parma ham, bowl of mushroom soup.I've already scoffed three packs of Discos today and I think I am about to have another.
/grotesque
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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AA and his made-up sister earlier:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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Is that David Prowse?Not a fan of Discos, crisps should be crunchy, not soft. Doritos, Squares, Monster Munch, that's what you want!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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Prawn Tempora Sushi and a few dumplings.Then it's the office doo where I'm having an awesome-o-meal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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*sings*I think Gonz is turning Japanese
I think Gonz is turning Japanese
I really think so.
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girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:21,
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I totally dig the japanese foods !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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Egg sammichand a mug shot. Now the cupboard really is empty.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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I was going to but then that woman rangand now I have to go to her office in the city in an hour so I can't. I'm going to wait until Wiggy gets back, I'm picking him up from the station so I'll just drive us to Sainsbury's. It's probably dead quiet on a Friday night at 10pm.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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Yeah you probably couldn't fit in going to see someone at an office and doing some shoppingin the next EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS. fucking hell
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I also have to pick up Wiggy's pants from the dry cleaners, lest he divorce methe I'm meeting Swipey's friend to show her my corsets, so I'M ACTUALLY VERY BUSY BITCHSTAIN
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37,
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B3ta's own 'Old Mother Hubbard' in full effizeck(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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I was going to make coronation chicken jacket potatobut realised I didn't have any chicken. Or any potato.
Ahh the life of a povvo *sobs*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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perhaps I should have stuck with your tried and tested method of 'if in doubt, make lame strikethrough'(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46,
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Innocent Sweet Potato Chili potI have a big steak tonight though, to make up for the shameful lack of dead animal in my lunch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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