Egg sammich
and a mug shot. Now the cupboard really is empty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do some fucking shopping then you idle bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I was going to but then that woman rang
and now I have to go to her office in the city in an hour so I can't. I'm going to wait until Wiggy gets back, I'm picking him up from the station so I'll just drive us to Sainsbury's. It's probably dead quiet on a Friday night at 10pm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yeah you probably couldn't fit in going to see someone at an office and doing some shopping
in the next EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS. fucking hell
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I also have to pick up Wiggy's pants from the dry cleaners, lest he divorce me
the I'm meeting Swipey's friend to show her my corsets, so I'M ACTUALLY VERY BUSY BITCHSTAIN
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

+a

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

B3ta's own 'Old Mother Hubbard' in full effizeck

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I was going to make coronation chicken jacket potato
but realised I didn't have any chicken. Or any potato.

Ahh the life of a povvo *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Coronation chicken looks like vomit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*sigh*
your face looks like vomit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

*slow, pitying applause*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

perhaps I should have stuck with your tried and tested method of 'if in doubt, make lame strikethrough'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Exactly!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)