Hrmph. I hope yours is just as good.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd rather be thrown up on by my daughter
than go to a guilt-trip present fishing exercise any fucking day.

I'm very sorry I am not able to come to your do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I don't think it's fair to say the whole wedding thing is a massive push to get as much free pressents out of guilt.
That's not fair at all, maybe they simply love each other and want to get married? Hahahhaha, only kidding, I'd totally get hitched to score free shit too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I had to read that twice.
Thought you had said it was a 'fisting exercise'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)