My hotel in Bristol just rang me to confirm my booking which has thrown me into giddy delight of getting away for the weekend.
What are you doing that will achieve the same affect this weekend?
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:32, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ym

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

AA's mum

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

She's not worth the dig, believe me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

:(
way to ruin a girls day
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Just thought I'd spare you the disappointment, I thought I was being nice
;-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Has that other one sent you pictures of her bumhole yet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Bristol on the weekend
also my sister is coming up to Oxford possibly tonight, so on Saturday she can look round the colleges before making her decision about applying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Oh man - I'm going to A BABY SHOWER!!!!11!!! *squeals and claps like DF*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Does it matter what it's called?
It's a party.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I won't be able to drink.
It's at 2pm.

How is it a fucking party? It's a fucking scam, that's what it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm sorry I thought you said they were good friends.
Sometimes we have to do things we don't particularly want to for mates.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

We do indeed.
But there are 'things we don't particularly want to' do, (such as seeing his rubbish band about 50 TIMES out of loyalty), and there are 'things we actually object to from a manners/morality standpoint'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You take things far too seriously.
But it's OK I still like you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Bad manners and putting people on the spot annoy the hell out of me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I'm sure Buster Bloodvessel didn't mean to offend you quite so deeply.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

That is such a Deacon reaction.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

meeting you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Oh boy!
You are definitley getting a Blousie hug.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

yay!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

oh. Will you be there at the weekend?
Will you really though? Will you?Car working ok? Is it? IS IT???
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm sorry if my genuine reason for not going to the last thing sounds too much like an excuse to you
yes I will be there.

that reminds me, I need to print directions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

whatevs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

*sadface*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Oh ffs, I didn't know you were going :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

are you going then?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Nope, got my finals tomorrow instead :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

booo
I can only get to the sunday afternoon bit and only for a couple of hours

I had thought you were expressing that as you were going it was rubbish that I was. Now I know that isn't the case I haz a sad :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You don't need prick directions though
because you're a natural.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

that was weak

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Awnser of the Weak

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I wish I was going.
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

me too
and Al and Kitty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I thought Al was going?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

can't make it on the sunday I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

HURRAH
I mean... oh noes I'll miss Al terribly too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

WHAT ABOUT ME???
WHY DON'T YOU WISH I WAS GOING (TO THE BASH, BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING SMART, SMART-ALEC)???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

because I'm engaged
and I couldn't trust myself around you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Me too : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I too am coming to Bristol
although I will probably be immensely uptight about my upcoming interview as I am riddled with fear like an albino African.
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Have a stiff one
(and before any strikethroughs, I mean a belter of whisky) before you walk in. Problem solved
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I am a lightweight remember!
I won't be able to eat before the interview so a wee snifter is likely to put me on my arse!
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

A tiny sip
they like alcoholics here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Haha!
I know just the thing that will loosen you up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

poppers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Crack cocaine!
Always good for relaxing in a tense situation.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm sure that would probably create just as many, if not more, problems than it solves...

(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Nonsense. There are NO KNOWN NEGATIVE SIDE-EFFECTS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*Examines Monty*
Yeah, you're proving my point more than yours I'm afraid.
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I was a user and it didn't harm me...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

There are no medically proven facts that crack cocain and smack injected into the vains has any medical downside.
And all the places that _are_ saying those things are in the goverment's pocket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

When are you baking the cakes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Priorities there, Jeff!
Saturday night, probably - I doubt I can be arsed getting up early enough to do it on Sunday morning.
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Must admit, I wish I could go to the bash this weekend, looks superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

gym then party tonight
utter carnage in manchester tomorrow day/night (includes gym with spa, massage/facial, manicure as well as the bad good stuff), back to london on sunday and out with the father.

somewhere i also have to do lots of work, write 4,000 words of a play, and start packing for jamaica. god. i need a drink.

oh no, i'm teetotal as of THIS MORNING. retch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

How on earth can you go to the gym today with a hangover?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

because i didn't go last night
and because i have just eaten a vegetable lasagne and feel disgusting!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Nothing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

There, there.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Thanks Blousie.
I'll try and come along on Sunday. I'll let you know either way though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Please do.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I will do.
It'll all come down to time and alcohol levels.

The family meal I've got on Sunday is going to be really fucking boring, so it depends if I'm able to keep myself sufficiently amused that I don't get spannered over lunch.

If I leave there with a relative degree of sobriety, I'll come out afterwards and meet all the scary-geeky-Internet-people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Stop being so coy
and get your arse down to the Flyer.
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I'm not being coy berk.
If I've got time, I'll be there. If I haven't, I won't.

But save me some cake anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*note to self*
nom all cake
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

*note to TGB*
Don't you fucking dare.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

On the stair?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Hasten! Hasten!
Fetch the basin!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh no, you've not prolapsed again have you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck off :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It's an occupational hazard, my darling.
Try not to be so grumpy about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I'm in a very bad mood this morning

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's 2pm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I've been awake for about 2 hours
it FEELS like morning.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

So bad you still think it's morning at 2pm MERIDIANLOLS!!!!!111!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Right there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

A little mouse with clogs on

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Sniffing paint

( Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

The less-successful 70s punk fanzine?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

No I just thought of something that might make me feel giddy
Truth is I will be putting up with an increasingly hormonal wife who believes I do nothing but that's not very interesting either.
( Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm gonna be in Bristol rockin' hard and looking awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

you'd better high five me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I won't leave you hangin', bro

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

are you though?
Are you really? I see you signed up but that doesn't mean anything.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You're like a dog with a bone you are

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Violent and sadistic anal sex with rent-boy-secretary after a good frot
Saturday to be spent practicing teapotting around my flat.

Looking forward to having a weekend this week.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Sounds delightful.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

It will be...*pouts*...exquisite.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

workworkworkworkwork
AND FUCKING MORE WORK.

And I have to go to a stupid hippie xmas fair so my sister can perv on her ex and pretend that she's over him or some shit like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

You know what would make your sister's ex REALLY jellous?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

enlighten me

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

If she got the next xbox with kennet kit and a big telly and sound system to play it on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That would make ME jealous.
Unfortunately she is just as povvo as me, so I reckon she'll just stick to wearing a low cut top and too much make up.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I got a video recorder and an affiliate account to sevral video websites if you wanna make a few quid

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Party tomorrow night
Staying in bed for the forseeable future.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Oh dear. Suffering?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Not from physical illness at least :)
How are you, bbz?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm ok. After my week of working overtime, it seems it's now my liver's turn to start pulling late shifts.
Bit of a thick head this mornning but it's clearing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I seem to be becoming immune to wine, which is a bugger. I had 2/3rds of a bottle and was fine.

Are you getting feedback from your meeting/presentation at any point?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Haha! Already had that.
Had a chat with my supervisor the following afternoon in which he basically said, "There's some really weird shit going on with your data. Personally I wouldn't have shown those."

So am now trying to work out the reason for all this 'weird shit.' Not making the most concerted effort, as you can probably tell.

Wine doesn't have quite the same effect as cider and black or gin and lemonade then? Careful, it's an expensive habit to get into! (But a thoroughly enjoyable one)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Weird shit is awesome. Best of luck with that.
Put it down to "disturbances in the force" or an anomaly opening in the atmosphere or something.

Well, it seems to be having rapidly swinging effects on me. Sometimes a bottle will knock me out...but I did leave this bottle out of the fridge and it went a bit cloudy. But surely that should INCREASE alcohol?
(In the tradition of doing things slightly wrong, I drink rosé)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

If you leave it out of the fridge uncorked, it will become slightly less alcoholic
Alcohol evaporates at a significantly lower temperature than water, although I wouldn't have thought it would have that much effect of the overall concentration if it had just been sitting there for a day, especially in this weather. Edit: Also, there's nothing wrong with rosé.

Yeah, the weird shit is just kind of annoying, as he even saw one of the spectra last Friday, and waited until Tuesday, i.e., after I'd given the talk, to point out that that massive offset shouldn't be there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Nup, it was closed and sealed- you think I'm posh enough to drink corked wine?
It tasted unusually nice for a £5 bottle of wine though. The taste of my latter teenage years. Speaking of which, is your Arse still virgin, or have you cracked it open?

Ooh, that wasn't good. Do you have to take readings again, or something? Or find a reason for why your data is erratic? I don't know much about science any more :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Is there going to be an embarassing moment at tomorrows party?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm going to an album release party tonight
that's about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

What album?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Final Clearances second album who's name has escaped me.
AKA my mate Tom's bands new album.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

That's not the name of the band, you oaf.
That sticker on the CD was put on there by the shop when they couldn't sell it and reduced it to 15p.

If you look, most music shops have a big bin full of CDs by 'Final Clearance' at the checkout.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Yes that's why he called the band that.
It's very clever.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm surprised they didn't call themselves "C Inlay 4 Details"
most bands' names suck

ours certainly does. I'm trying to get it changed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

It's no 'Electric Head Funk' that's for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

This may be what he means by 'release,'
that is, 'into the skip out the back of the shop.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

By Redman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Whut?
Let's all roll a blunt and get fucked up
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

WHICH album?
Sorry about my friend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Now That's What I Call Music 894.
That's my guess.

It'll have all your favourites on it Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

What?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Brother's birthday
Got him and his girlfriend tickets to a show.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Squeeze at the Phil?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Nah I heard all the great seats had gone

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm going to HALIFAX
Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

To ask for a loan for that FABULOUS dress you saw the other day?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

That's just ridiculous
I just won a TV quiz show, I can afford the dress now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Steal a kid and go to Eureka.
I took MiniAnodyne (sister) a couple of months ago. It's still awesome, and we got ice cream and played with bubbles afterwards.

I am a fucking great sister.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Is thiis where Michael Jackson's monkey lives these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

His name is Tito, you racist bastard!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Very good sir, very good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm going to get married
except me and catfaceceilidhbaby came down with what is probably Norovirus last night. She projectile vomited in the manner of a fountain, about a foot in the air, and it all landed on her face (and, somehow, on the back of her head).

She's still boking so it's the doctor's at 3pm. I'm only leaking out one end now. Well, one end and two breasts. I feel like someone has taken a hammer to all my joints and then buried me in shit and vomit. I'm going to get married but you may want to avoid kissing the bride.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

This is God punishing you for bearing fruit out of wedlock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

And marrying a forriner.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

So you had a 'baby shower' of you own last night, eh?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Hrmph. I hope yours is just as good.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'd rather be thrown up on by my daughter
than go to a guilt-trip present fishing exercise any fucking day.

I'm very sorry I am not able to come to your do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I don't think it's fair to say the whole wedding thing is a massive push to get as much free pressents out of guilt.
That's not fair at all, maybe they simply love each other and want to get married? Hahahhaha, only kidding, I'd totally get hitched to score free shit too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I had to read that twice.
Thought you had said it was a 'fisting exercise'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Packing
for Bristol. If only I didn't have to do a night shift tonight first, hard to get excited when I've got a 12 hour shift to do inbetween mow amd then.
(bill, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)