I use Babedas, which is thoroughly awesome.
Except I don't at the moment because I keep forgetting to buy more.

I thought I could get away with accidentally driving my car into a fence. I didn't, but fortunately I could fix it by hitting it with a rock.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Every time I see that stuff in the supermarke
a little voice in my head pops up and starts chanting 'My Badedas' to the tune of the Run-DMC classic 'My Adidas'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

'jinks'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Would you like me to fix that for you?
I've still got the rock.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Lovely stuff that.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

The shower stuff
is harder to find than the bath stuff, but I don't have baths that often and OHMYGODWHYISMYLIFESOHARD?
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Fenjal is lovely too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)