Oww
After a thread a couple of days back in which Lampito and mrs b3th were talking about bath products, I bought my sister some 'Snow Fairy.' I knocked my own mint shower gel over, and thought 'oh I'll use that, and buy her something else' and now I am itching terribly and in quite a lot of pain from it. What stupid thing did you think you could get away with?

Alt Q: What shower gel do you use ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:14, 106 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So you bought your sister something that would cause her itchiness and pain?
I thought I might get away with listening to The Inspiral Carpets but I didn't

I use Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel
( Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Should've just set her up on a date with Chompy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'M FUCKING CHARMING AND WITTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

why leave the other five out?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have high standards.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Who is "Charming and Witty" and can I have a go next?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I have sensitive skin
a lot of perfumed products make me itchy. She doesn't.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Alt: The almighty Original Source: Mint
There is none better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

^ this is the one I have

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Me too

( Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

same here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It worries me
that those chiming in are all male
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Why? Mint and tea tree is totally masculine!

( Peej, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

They're not what I would call macho though.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'd disagree on that point.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Suck up

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You so wish.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I now read most of your posts
in an Australian accent, and add mate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)

ahaha!
yeah sorry if it was a bit thick!!
It seems that I've got into Yorkshire, started talking to jenpots, and now started to lose my accent NOW. I'm really having to concentrate to hear mine!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

'Snow Fairy' thrush.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Either those natural source ones, or Tesco's rip-offs thereof
Like Tesco's Wake Up Lemon.
If I have any presents lying around then it will be Molton Brown. If I have any hotel cntraband lying around then it will be Elemis.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

is that supposed to be cuntraband or contraband?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Chompy's going to an album party
for Cuntraband tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

wouldn't suprise me,
even though he's supposed to be charming and witty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You've got a rubbish memory.
Free accomadation for telling everyone I was charming and witty, that was the deal.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Leave them alone, they're actually pretty good
you'd hate them because they're too mainstream.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

They may be so,
However with that name no-one will ever know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Depends what you're washing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm only doing my smalls at the moment....
Also Jenpots says hi!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Glad you made it safe and sound!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

aha yeah I did. My bank account got raped for the privilege of having a seat instead of standing for two hours though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Eh? Did you pay to sit in 1st class then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

had to - no seats anywhere else and last time I had to sit on the floor bcause I didn't want to pay extra.
I think he charged me the full price rather then the difference..
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

That's a complete shit
Did he give you a ticket/receipt? Can you go to the station and get a refund?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

dunno. I'm not hugely hugely fussed, just mildly annoyed about it.
I'm done moaning anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Alt Q: haha this is b3ta I don't believe that applies a great deal

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I use Babedas, which is thoroughly awesome.
Except I don't at the moment because I keep forgetting to buy more.

I thought I could get away with accidentally driving my car into a fence. I didn't, but fortunately I could fix it by hitting it with a rock.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Every time I see that stuff in the supermarke
a little voice in my head pops up and starts chanting 'My Badedas' to the tune of the Run-DMC classic 'My Adidas'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

'jinks'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Would you like me to fix that for you?
I've still got the rock.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Lovely stuff that.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

The shower stuff
is harder to find than the bath stuff, but I don't have baths that often and OHMYGODWHYISMYLIFESOHARD?
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Fenjal is lovely too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ooh, sorry to hear that
I use Flying Fox, as I've said before.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Molton Brown Bushukan Citrus bodywash....
...or Coal Tar soap.
It depends on the outfit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Pears, at the moment.
If I am honest I 'surf the deals' for shit like that, I am not 'brand loyal'. I am with deodorant, though.

How interesting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Sure.
smelly fucking hippy
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

AT THE PHIL!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Innit. I am having enormous problems with this site at the moment.
I actually did some work the other day it was so bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Me too.
I've had to go on Facebook ffs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah I've heard a rumour that it's all part of the CYBER WAR
which is taking place because of WIKILEAKS and the HACKTIVISTS and ANONYMOUS and the MOSSAD or something.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Why fuck about with B3ta?
It's hardly a denizon of right wingers.

Apart from Monty of course.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Cr3 is hosting wikileaks

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Misspelt word in 'incorrect context' shocker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

*shrugs*
Probably wont be my last.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You are almost certainly right.
I am in a grump about not coming away for the weekend. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, Reply)

A bunch of sweaty virgins from 4chan
launch a ddos on a couple of sites and suddenly it's CYBERWAR
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I love how the papers have no idea how to report on it.
"Anonymous have published a statement."
No they fucking haven't and even if they did it's just as likely to be someone taking the piss.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Daily Fail reported it as
"an army of hackers", like it was some A-Team style internet commando brigade.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I use a skin friendly one who's name escapes me.
Edit - Sanex is the name.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

'Bukkake'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Unlike the bloke in your basement.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it puts the lotion on it's skin or it GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

WHOSE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Sanex.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

lush does that to me, lame
alt: white rain cherry blossom because it was a dollah
if this wall fixing doesn't cost too much I'm going to go to Bath and Body Works to get some real_nice_stuff.

All last winter I used Aveeno, but can't really afford it this year I think, at $11 a bottle, it's highway robbery
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I am rather hirsute.
Unfortunately most shower gels stick to the fur and won't wash out properly.
I once made the mistake of using some sort of waxy soap and was in the shower for about 45 minutes trying to wash it off.
Currently I am using Dove handwash which seems to do the trick.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

why not just buy a brush?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I've tried brushes, loofahs, even nailbrushes.
And have settled on handwash and a buffer.
Seems to work, I don't stink TOO bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I am officially an A grade student.
Monty you better start cleaning those carpets biiiiiaaatch!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Before or after you got thrown out of the lecture?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

All my assignments back today
All of them grade A.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Congratulations!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Thanks mate, I went properly red when reading the comments in my last lecture.
I am dead chuffed with myself. Just to prove I can do it when I want to here is my favourite comment 'Your writing is succint and ideas and opinions are expressed clearly showing an excellent use of language.' None of you believe this now do you!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

That's some nice "stepping up to the plate" (or other sporting cliche) there .

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

They've given you someone else's work back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

haha, bugger off I'm over the moon!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Ribbing aside, well done.
I never got a single A beyond GSCE level.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

We both know academic achievement means sod all though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I got an A for General Studies
IN YOUR FACE
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

grade student NUS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It's funny because ANUS is a funny word
and the national union of students is referred to as NUS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, Reply)

The sad thing is that your explanation might well have actually been needed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

That'll be £10

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Sterling work.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

he does have a yen for money

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

You dollar(d)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Soap.
I use it instead of shaving cream also.

You see the trick with a shower is to "squeegee" yourself down, and then leave the water to dry. Result = baby soft skin.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You see the trick with a shower is to "squeegee" yourself down, and then leave the water to dryI break into maternity wards and take the hides of newborns to graft onto my aged carapace
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Was it the intonation of my typing that gave it away?

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I need to get all the dead skin off my feet later
mmmmm snackalicious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

buy some tiny fish
to eat it off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Or go swimming off the coast of Egypt

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

or get one of them scarab beetles.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I enjoyed The Mummy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

is that because you were in it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Highlight of my career

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

This post has been here for five minutes
Without anyone posting "I enjoyed YOUR Mummy"

Is it all over for the internet?
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

B3ta servers are dead slow innit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

or just use a pumice stone.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I read that as buy some tiny fish then put the dead skin on the fish then eat skin and fish as a tasty snack

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

nah
my suggestion was calorie-avoiding.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Just ask sexface to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Shower Gel
I have loads of it, but favourites are the purple palmolive one, Nivea Happy days, and The original Sanctuary products. For a big night out (or in) it has to be the Clinique Aromatics Elixir bodywash....
What stupid thing do i think I could I get away with? Definitely not forgetting to put on the oven gloves before removing a hot tin........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)