I've just got back from work
It's stupid best friend's stupid birthday and even though we went out on Wednesday for it, everyone has cancelled on her and so now I have to go out to the pub with her, to see our other friend's band. The band is called Recovery, which, ironically, is what needs to happen to me before I go out. Instead, I am trying to beat my liver into submission with cider and wine.

I am too nice, I really am.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ahh, fuck it - go to the pub!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I am
Beer and bad dancing will ensue.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Hurrah!!
You appear to be doing in properly!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

It might actually kill me though.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Ahhh, worry about that in the morning
and graze*

grazing is head under the tap, drinking water until you feel sick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Have to work a split shift tomorrow
and go pretend to be interested in hippy stuff with my sister so she can see her ex. It's ok though, because I get to look at him threateningly while I'm stood behind her. I hate that cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Gossip please

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

He's my sister's ex.
I don't need another reason to think he's a cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I was expecting more drama truth be told

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Well I apologise.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I never had you down for a gossipmonger.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I love me a bit of gossip, true or made up it doesn't really matter
that then gets thrown around the boards for the ensuing months and indeed years.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Somebody died in Corrie apparently.
And Frankie Boyle has upset Jordan.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Oh yeah, what did he actually say?
Was it funny?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

The fat shit is gonna rape her at some point
That's why she needs a cagefighter to stop him
lols
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

That's not terribly funny.
I'm not offended by it, but it's just not funny.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Well he got his reaction and free publicity
win win for Boyle
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I suppose so.
Unfortunately he's managed to get her some sympathy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

She isnt interested in sympathy
She would sell her own spleen for publicity
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

True that

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I hate very few people
but "she" is one of them. Lives her entire life via Hello, OK, etc.

CUNT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I'm definitely not a fan
Gah, I really don't want to go out. I had to work a double shift today and had four christmas parties in. I only got bought two cunting drinks as well, the tight fuckers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)