I don't give a toss that this isn't links
Our Gallic cousins have had themselves a quality bit of 'confused loner' action:
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hVQjpBmHzKJ1CJImLSAY49pkPr5w?docId=CNG.85d0025a8145a0ffde7323d6b2c409a4.d1
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:21, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you are Chompy
ai - am going to warn the teenage girls in your area about you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's nice to see a bit of swordplay in a school flip-out for a change
nowadays it's all uzi's this and Columbine that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I only hope he said 'en garde' at some point.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Well he was French
So that does increase the likelihood somewhat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I hope he threw an "epee" when he was "foiled"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You and your rapier wit.
/obv Not as rapey as Chompy's though.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ha!
i'm trying to think of a "sabre rattling" pun but my brain has failed.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Sometimes it can be difficult
to think of a witty riposte.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

i really really really do love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Awww, thanks hon

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

if i got this response in real life
I would actually have to kill myself at the kind but firm rejection
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Poste du jour!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You've got to love the first thought of the education minister
was about the food available during release.

"Der waz erm a nice zalad and dum cheeze"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Careful Chompy
Bobby'll be all over this post calling you a dullard again if you're not careful.

Also, I can't help thinking that this isn't really the usual French way of doing things, what with the person being a bit mental but also being proactive.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

They shot the last one dead
mind you, he was wired with explosives.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

It was probably because dinner was about to be served and they couldn't face eating it cold.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I think bobby is in a flouncy mood today.
I have no idea why.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Perhaps he slept through his alarm this morning
and missed Jeremy Kyle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

i don't think just being mean to you
strictly counts as "flouncing"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

True it's probably "jealousy"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

This place sucks today
I've seen more active graveyards.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

We've all seen the Thriller video

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It's because all the best people
are making their way back from Bristol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Leaving us?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Well I'm just on
this place will liven right up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)