I got curious, so I just watched the bloke who won X Factor singing his re-named Biffy Clyro single
Jesus Christ. Whining, straining, doing a poo? I dunno.
I'm glad that scouse girl didn't win. It's not my style but she can hold a tune, and maybe she'll go on to do something more interesting than this pap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm now picturing a constipated Jesus Christ
"I like this!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:14, Reply)

I am inordinately pleased to say
I have absolutely no idea what you're on about. One of the best things about having lived alone for the past few years is that I am blissfully ignorant of the goings-on in 'The Square' or 'The Street' - and I have not seen a single 'person' being 'voted off' by anyone for fucking ages.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I wasn't aware of much of it until Sunday
because they put it on (with the sound turned down, fortunately) in the pub while I was working.
I though I'd have a listen, and I had to comment. He was dire. I mean, he can't sing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Lowest-common-denominator shit in 'is shit' shocka

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I've heard previous winners
and whilst it's all shit, they have actually been able to sing in tune.
You really don't understand how bad it was.
Actually, Will Young was not shit at all. Sorry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yes he was. I would imagine he still is, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I thought that trashy teenage girl would have won
I saw her audition and she was quite an assault on the ears.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I like to commit quite an assault on her rear*


* I must confess I don't know who you're on about or whether this person is even attractive or not
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:03, Reply)