We've done this one so many times
I'M BORED OF IT
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Should we talk about you getting your pole-ass handed to you last night instead?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

no
_{I don't want to talk about that any more}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Does Kitty have a selection of interchangable "asses" then?
That would be handy.
A big comfy one for sitting around, a small well rounded one for going out, etc.
(Cave Duck, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I lost the others
there's only the big comfy one left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

*is sure that the above statement is erroneous*

(Cave Duck, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

no it is quite a big bum
but like a black woman more than a fatty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I like big butts and I cannot lie

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Absolutely.
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I've asked THREE* FUCKING QUESTIONS
you 'Broken Britain' dole-bludging PARASITE**.


**who's not even as good at swinging around pointlessly on a piece of metal as her own students

*actually, there are FIVE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

you've upset me now so I'm leaving
*FLOUNCE*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

oh but before I do I'll just say I really hate it when the media adds 'gate' to whatever they feel like

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Hahahahah me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)