Bloody hell! the bastard.
Using a poor defensless animal in torturing you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he turned to this
after failing with the family sized bar of dairy milk, tube of pringles, share sized bag of maltesers, bag of liquorice allsorts, bag of liquorice comfits, and box of mini magnums.

Now, in real life, most of that wouldn't have even touched the sides.

I must be really ill.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Same here.
If I'm off my food then you might as well measure me up for a coffin there and then.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

and yet
I don't appear to have lost any weight, and indeed still feel like a fat bitch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

: (
Life is cruel Mrs B3th.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Depends which way you look at it
I'm sure Jeff pays extra for that sort of thing down at the kennels...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

According to him they're begging for it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)