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New post of awesome wooness and nom nommety nom.
I had something completely different for dinner today.

What about you?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:29, 128 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have been told that the wife is making me Lasagna for tea.
I am very happy. It's my fave.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I had lasagna made for me yesterday.
More people should cook for me.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
You need a harem, that's what you need mate.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Too fucking right.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Poppett is making me stir fry for dinner tomorrow.
I love being cooked for.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Stir fry of dinner?
What the hell is that?

EDIT: Cheeky!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
well I'm getting things for dinner,
and then making a stir fry with them.
Currently I'm thinking there will be chicken and spinach and mange tout involved. And chilli sauce.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Sounds lovely.
I love spinach.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
That sounds rather damn good
Sweet chilli?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
yeah probably. I'll see what Blousie's got in her cupboards and if I need anything I'll go out and get it.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I'm suprised she's not making you a strewth (stew)

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)
I don't have a lisp as you well know.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Well I can't think of any more Australia/food puns so I think it's probably for the best we forget that post.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Sorry I didn't reply last night,
I didn't actually have faecebook open as I was working.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)
You're s/d/ihu

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
what?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Shit, dull, i hate you

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Oh right
Cheers
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
You're shit and dull and I hate you.
I thought that was obvious, but don't worry about it I was on my way to bed anyway.
How's stuff and thing?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
See below.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)
So, no chicken or orgasm?
Nice!

I'm going to get something from Subway, but I've not decided what yet
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
No lunch for me today
Stuck in uni doing SPSS for my lab report. I cunting hate this thing, the only thing getting me through is the knowledge that I'm spending the entire weekend with the boy - yes the same one as before. Shockingly not sick of him yet.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
What is SPSS?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Stats software.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
The devil's turd.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Booooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyffffffrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeennnnnd!

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)
NOT BOYFRIEND

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)
How long now?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
I dunno
Since the 5th November I think. I don't keep track of these things.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Well, have you been seeing anybody else in the intervening time?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Not unless you count that time on Canal Street with those lesbians.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)
BOYFRIEND

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Have you written his name on your notebook yet?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Stupid question is stupid.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Gaz me if you need help with the Spss stuff.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Cheers, but I'm only using it for basic paired t-tests
And one way-ANOVAs with Dunnetts post-hoc. Pretty basic stuff really.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)
It's a pain to do anything in SPSS,
but there's plenty of how to guides online if you have any trouble.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Can it determine whether or not Applebite has got a BOYFRIEND?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)
~+-96% chance of boyfriend.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Lady in protesting too much shocker

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
He's not!
I don't have boyfriends.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)
plural is alright
it's the singular that you want to avoid!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I've had an apple and have asked a colleague to bring me something "not too filling" in.
Going out for a Chinese meal tonight for my step-daughter's birthday.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Pasta. Yum.
Then protest. Boo.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Don't get kettled.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I doubt it will reach that point
Plus, I'm short, I can probably duck out of it.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I read that as short dick and then remembered you're female.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Great seats?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I wish B3ta would sort itself out.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
*is all girlparts*

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)
For AA's sake I hope so.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Like he would care.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Making assumptions is rude
He might really, really like ladyboys.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Well if anyone on here is going to turn, it will be him.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)
actually my money is on al
based on his girly squealings about my sex life yesterday.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Nah! his wife is too hot.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)
that doesn't mean anything!

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)
No, I suppose you're right.
A smile and a wink from the right guy at the right time and he'd be on his knees faster than AA diving into a box of dressing up clothes.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Oi!
I always let others go first, makes it more of a challenge to make myself feel beautiful.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
jesus
why is every guy on here totally flaming gay these days???
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)
ahem

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)
you want to be included in the flaming gay label?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)
you know that's not what I meant
:-P
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)
you don't get a choice!

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I'm just playing up to you and your lots stereotypes, biatch!

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)
isn't my brother al's wife?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Smoked salmon pate, crackers, chicken & chestnut mushroom soup. Yawn.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)
For lunch I had the tried and tested noodles
and some energy drink
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)
i have to entertain lots of surveyors tonight
and existing clients keep referring me to their friends/colleagues for new instructions. DON'T THEY KNOW I AM GOING TO JAMAICA NEXT WEEK?

anyway. lunch is going to be a £10 pasta salad and a vitamin water because upstairs are offending my tastebuds by offering tofu and spinach noodle stirfry. that's not food, that's a fungal abortion.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Lunch of champions today
2 x Scotch egg
Shropshire Blue cheese
Pickled Onions

plus

Tin of Roses in the office too!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
The boss
Provided the annual barrell of Quality Street today. I feel v sick.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I provided sausage sandwiches this morning
and one of the other lads in the office brought the tin of Roses in.

NYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Corned beef sandwiches.
Just like last week, and probably the week before that if memory serves.

Still, it looks like I've got beer for my tea tonight...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Tea of champions.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Sounds like a plan

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
You little alcoholic you.
*squeezes crow's cheek*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
It has occurred to me that I'm probably not going to get a proper day on the wagon this side of Boxing Day

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I want to lay off the booze till New Year but I doubt that's going to happen either.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I thought that this was the point of Christmas?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
This is Christmas!
This is correct behaviour
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I'm sorry sportscow. but that's -5 festivity points for you.
The correct term would be
"IT'S CHRRRIIISSSST-MMAASSSS" in the style of Noddy Holder.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
bah humbug

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I am now
9 days off the wagon and I feel fucking terrible all day and then a million dollars every night.

Office party tomorrow and then I am going to knock it on the head for a week.

2 years ago I felt so bad, because of the boozing, that on Christmas Day I had dinner, half a glass of wine and an early night.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I guess it's not like I'm drinking myself into oblivion every night
The last three days have actually been pretty light, and tonight my drinking is going to be interspersed with limp-wristed bass playing, which will slow my consumption. I just feel as though I should have a properly dry day at some point before christmas, though Thursday might present an opportunity for that.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I am over compensating
by going nuts on vegetables/vitamin packed food and water during the day.

*bokes*
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Bender

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Totally.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Baked potato with cheese.
Lots of lovely cheese.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I had something from Sainsbury's called something like Rumbletumbs or something.
It was basically potato, cabbage, swede and cheese all mixed up. I added some more cheese and Quorn ham.

Nomnom.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Like a potatoey coleslaw?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah! Just the job on a cold winter's day.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Oh man was it hot?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Yeah! we have a microwave at work.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Get in

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
*runs round office with sweatshirt over head*

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
That made me giggle
Ya tit!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
we don't
my life would be much easier if we did. sometimes you can persuade the restaurant staff to heat something up for you, but it does depend who is on.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
That sounds lovely
A good jacket spud is wonderous!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)
That sounds awesome
There is a Sainsbury's at the bottom of the road, I might have to go seek it out.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
sounds urgh.
but I hope you like it.

In other news, your card arrived yesterday, thank you. I spoke to Scrooge McDuck later as well.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Nothing yet, just wrapped all my presents.
Going to reward myself with a trip to the skip!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)
You won't find much food in a skip.
The bins behind the cafe would be better.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
9/10 on the salad front you'll all be thrilled to hear
except that the careless bastards at salad factory had sold out of blue cheese and red jalapenos. feta cheese and green jalapenos are nice, but they are NOT THE SAME.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Actually I'd love a place like that near me.
I'd go salad crazy.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
it is really good
they also do their own boxed salads, everything from mexican to french, and burritos. so today i had: pasta, mixed beans, peppers, mushrooms, onions, feta cheese, jalapenos and pine nuts. with a bit of ranch dressing.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
It's almost worth moving to London to be near a place like that.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)
there are millions of reasons to live in london!
me, for one.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Haha!
Ok two reasons.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
one of the family is trying to convince me
that I need to drive them to Olympia on Monday.

I'm not buying it.

In other news, hello. How are you?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
ha, olympia
is literally at the end of my road. get them to wave at me?

all good but stressy as last week before holiday, and you?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
dying
quietly.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
sorry to hear that
but get it out of the way before christmas at least!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Something completely different?
Did you eat Monty's python?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Oh well done sir!

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I have no appetite at the moment, due to suffering badly with the jeffaids
and mr b3th has spent the last two days effectively bribing me into eating. Some of his methods are underhand, to say the least.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Did he wrap his cock in some bacon?

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
*bokes*
he bought a bone for the dog, who then got all excited and paw-giving-y, and he wouldn't give it to him (the dog) until I had eaten some of my lunch.

How am I supposed to resist that kind of pressure?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Bloody hell! the bastard.
Using a poor defensless animal in torturing you.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
he turned to this
after failing with the family sized bar of dairy milk, tube of pringles, share sized bag of maltesers, bag of liquorice allsorts, bag of liquorice comfits, and box of mini magnums.

Now, in real life, most of that wouldn't have even touched the sides.

I must be really ill.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Same here.
If I'm off my food then you might as well measure me up for a coffin there and then.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
and yet
I don't appear to have lost any weight, and indeed still feel like a fat bitch.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)
: (
Life is cruel Mrs B3th.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Depends which way you look at it
I'm sure Jeff pays extra for that sort of thing down at the kennels...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)
According to him they're begging for it.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Genius.

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
pigs in blankets

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Sis!
You're still crook eh?
Oh, and that thing you've got today, er, hope it's either happy or well-postponed ;)
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

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