WAHEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's my brothers birthday too.
But he's dead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:43, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*dead brother highfives*

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

 
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I know but it seemed funny in my head.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm sure loads of things do.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Well it is B3ta. I wouldn't have said that in an email.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I know dear, I'm just joshin'

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Aw! you got me.
*punches on arm*
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm so glad you'll never say this to my face
I'd laugh without meaning to. Not at your brother, but at the way you've just said it.

*dead Mother high five*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Princess Diana died on my dads birthday
but he was dead so he missed it.
( Peej, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

She died 23 hours after my Nan, and the funerals were on the same day.
What a bitch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And I bet no strangers put shit loads of flowers out for your gran

( Peej, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Nope
And they fucking should have, she was magical. Could knock up a roast dinner for 4 adults and 6 kids without making a single noise from the kitchen.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

With a single small pan?

( Peej, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I never even saw pans, we never had need to go near the kitchen, as she'd offer drinks every 10 minutes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

only thing you heard was the doorbell when the takeaway arrived?
my gran was similarly ace. i used to love her big sunday roasts
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

sorry : (
it's also nostradamus' birthday. And the day Prince Albert died.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

in a can?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

????
nope, rissing like a good'un here...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

prince albert is some sort of tobacco in a tin can here
something like people would call a store and ask if they've got prince albert in a can, if yes they'd say BETTER LET HIM OUT ROFFLE

it's also the name of a penis piercing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

well, I knew the piercing one
but I couldn't figure out a meaning that involved it being in a can.

Tsk, you foreigners and your foreign stuff...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Dead happy with the cake???

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)