Evening Jeff.
I'm not long in from work. I think I'm turning into rachelswipe...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

how big are your boobs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Not as big as yours, fortunately!
Also, my partner of choice has never shat the bed and I have never accidentally exposed myself to the neighbours.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Give it time.
Christmas is coming, there will be ample opportunity for excess then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

*insert joke involving yule log*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Or Christmas pudding.
Depending on how bad your guts are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

go easy on the guinness

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I know no other way!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

ah, dg
old age has a LOT of surprises in store for you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I may find this out very quickly
as I turn 40 this very Friday. Fucking hell...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

sheeeesh
ouch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I don't feel 40 I have to say
which is maybe just as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Do you feel 40?
No? Then it's just a number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Since my 30's and my divorce I have regressed, Jeff.
I now possess more toys than I did when I was five.

/may be slight exaggeration.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)

So I've got toys to look forward to!
Yay!

What toys can I hope to get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)

In my case lots of Daleks :/
Obviously. I'm hoping to get the eleven Doctors set for Christmas. It's a good job the missus loves me.

Conversely, I am the easiest bloke in the world to buy for!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Have you been to any conventions?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Just the one
in Liverpool, in 1990. It was at the Adelphi hotel and was brilliant. My ex wife just looked bewildered for most of it. We sat at a table for dinner one night next to Nicholas Courtney who played the Brigadier.

There's one up here every November but I always seem to be booked whenever it happens. Maybe next year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I'm not a 'massive' fan, but I always watched when I was growing up.
I think the Kevin Sampson book, 'Away Days' has a passage in there (based on truth) about an encounter with Tom Baker.

The book isn't worth reading (although it is slightly better than the film of the same name, which really was shit).

Who are your top 3 Doctors then?

I'd go, Baker, Pertwee and the current one. In that order.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Tom.
Apart from that I can't chose, although Matt Smith is bloody good. I like them all though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:41, Reply)