Same boy as the last one I sent you a picture of.
The really fit one. Same one for over a month now. I have no idea how this is happening.
I'm not updated at all! I'm so behind, I didn't even know there was a boy sitch. Oh god, that sounds PHENOMENAL. I like this plan greatly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

cough BOYFRIEND cough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

NOT BOYFRIEND
*cough*fuck off*cough*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Totally boyfriend.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Totally not boyfriend
Simply... male friend that I sleep with...and go on dates with...and spend a lot of time with...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

And don't don't other people because of
and have been seeing for over a month now.

BOYFRIEND.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

...and love, and, like, adore! and like, he might have even bought me a ring for christmas!
well I saw a jewellery bag in his wardrobe, and I had a peek inside, and it was small and looked like a ring box but maybe it was just a necklace or something but I LOVE HIM OMG!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

She has been judged
and her excuses deemed unworthy.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

This is so far from me I can't even see it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Yeah.
You'd want to be proposed to with SHOES, like the Sex and the City movie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Siren Iron Fists pls.
He joked about getting me those for xmas, but it's unlikely :(
If anyone proposed, I would take the shoes and run.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

just because you don't like the label doesn't mean it isn't so
and if you ditch him because we've decided he is your boyfriend then you are as daft as a particularly daft brush
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

That would be stupid.
I'm just going to continue to protest and deny it and so would he if he was here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

he may say that he would to you
but I bet if he would secretly love to say you are his girlfriend.

glad you think it is stupid though :-)

anyway, I'm pleased for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Pfft, I doubt it. This is something we've both agreed on thoroughly
And thank you :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Oh my god! That's unheard of.
I did tell you about what happened on my birthday, though, didn't I? The boy who's on my course...

Itsaplan. And depending on how degenerate we feel, cocktails.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I know!
Do I? It doesn't sound familiar...

Yesyesyes. Bagels and cocktails. Why has no one ever thought of this before??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Blond; chubby; likes video games, Margaret Thatcher and being right?
Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

When did Chompy go blond?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Fuck you I don't like thatcher
You really are a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Definitely don't know about this one.
Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

The story itself is not quite as good as The Barefoot Story
but it involves lesbians, bruises that still haven't faded, vomiting at 2pm on a busy street in busy South London, large holes in memories and a 3-day hangover.

I swear I've told you this!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Nope!
I would definitely remember the lesbians.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I only found out about the lesbian a month ago
that was the extent of the brain damage I must have achieved.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)