i've not been doing a very good job
i just don't care anymore
i'm fucking drinking tonight

plus, facebook just suggested I be friends with sexface
i feel dirty now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's your own fault for having friends on facebook who are virtual friends.
Facebook isn't worth the effort.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

so, what you're saying is, is that I shouldn't talk to you or anyone on here?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)

it is clearly dangerous

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

No.
Talk here, save Facebook for people you actually like!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I like those people, that's why they're on there
it makes my other facebook friends think I'm cultured and cool for knowing people in other countries
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

but I think we all know the truth here

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

The truth is that you're friends with awesome people on facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'm cultured.
I've got an Australian in my living room.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

best move it into the basement before it starts to stink
x
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Make her sing the national anthem
they fucking love singing their national anthem.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

O Canada?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Evening Roota
How's tricks?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Alright y'know
Skipped a dinner with some gals but I don't regret it.
How's you, Halibut?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I'm not well Roota
I have a nasty cold and I feel pretty poo. But i've struggled on as best I can. I watched most of "The Final Destination" and I'm still amazed ho they managed to remake the same film 4 times, and yet I still found them all amusing to watch.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I saw the first one and that's all
I feel pukey and my arms are numb/tingly.
But I bet I don't actually puke.
Want a toddy and a HWB?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

JeffAIDS with extra Vom.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

*there there lar*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

HWB?
Hug with Boyfriend?
Huge White Belly?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Hot water bottle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

It's a new term for people of mixed race.
'Half white blacks'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

JeffAIDS

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

If you get bored of her, can you still ship her back home for a tenner?
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)