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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic evening thread
I'm going to cook some dinner in a minute, I fancy having some chicken.

I might go to the pub for an hour as well.

What are you doing this evening? And is it fun?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:08, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Watching a Star trek film.
Might have choccie biccies in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Wow. A Star Trek film and a biscuit?
I can see why Poppet was so keen to stay with you again....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Do you think they got it on?
I do, I think they got it on, I think about it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
She's eighteen Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
yeah
because this would stop some of the people she stayed with!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
The film? Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Half the age, plus seven.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)
She wanted to watch the film.
AND THEY ARE MARKS AND SPENCER CHOCOLATE BISCUITS.

I don't know why I try to be nice to you sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
dude
i think he was being wholly serious.

sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Swipe
The biscuits sound fine. But Star Trek?

If I was there, I'd hope I'd get beamed to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
If you were here you'd be one lucky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I'd be fucking bored Blousie
Star Trek?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Shut uP jeff it's ace
The new one anyway it's like a western with lasers
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Well you stay in with Blousie and Poppet and I'll go to the pub.
Don't wait up!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Paedo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
What a considered post there Bob.
0/10 for effort
0/10 for style
0/10 for amusement
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I had my fun and that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
I wasn't talking about the film dumbass.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Imagine how much I'd hate a 'Star Trek at Christmas' film?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
do they have one?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
I don't know K.
If they did, I'd imagine I'd have to drown a load of kittens, just to make myself feel a bit better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Can I apologise again for sending you broken glass. I don't hate you, honest!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Hahaha!
Made me laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Good I am a bit stuPid really.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
this sounds amusing
what's the story?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I got a fantastic prezzie off Bobby which was a pic of Jeff Bridges in a clip frame.
The frame was glass with no protection other than being in a Jiffy bag. I therefore recieved a bag of glass.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I wrapped it in a tea towel which as we all know are bullet proof

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)
They tend to blow up.
Or am I getting tea-towles confused with people who wear them on their heads?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
stupid postal system
and their clumsiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
No it was my fault
I forgot to write glass on the envelope!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
don't let them off that easily!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I liked the star trek film, what I saw of it before my bath anyway.
tea and biscuits are great blousie. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Enjoyed it so much, you considered drowning yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
nah was just really sore all over.
been doing lots and lots of walking recently. Did four miles this afternoon in the hills and town around Blousie's place.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Packing my suitcase to go home tomorrow (thank fuck), chain smoking and waiting for The Apprentice to start.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Watching elf and eating mince pies
And I seem to be invloved in a text conversation which I'm not sure about really. Is it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
nothing wrong with it
unless it's a wrong conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Laundry, dinner, suicide

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Sounds fun : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Life is so boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Tell me about it : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
for real
it's fucking pointless
for me
at this point
to continue living
I'm only still here because
I'm getting a falcons jersey and 3 N-Dubz dvds for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Lucky biatch!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)
god, not dvds, cds
I'm so dumb :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Fuck n dubz

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Could you please tell me something you like so I can make a stupid comment like "fuck such and such that atticus grinch really likes" ?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Yeah of course my dear, pick one of the following;
Arsenal
Marijuana
Playing the drums
Guns n roses
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
fuck marijuana

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Feel better?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
no
I don't see the point in saying such things
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Fair enough pal. Won't say it again.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
it's a free board
say what you please
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
No way I saw what you did to battered. You are a force to be reckoned with my friend.
Hope you feel a bit better soon
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I did fuck all to that twat.
He got a stick up his arse and white knighted himself all over me for no fucking reason.
And HE deleted himself.
Quite obviously he was the problem, not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Again I was teasing, I'm not doing very well here.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
i'm being a massive girl is all
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Pfft I think your ace
Feel the love
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
+ ' e
smh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
:)))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
At least with the laundry done
Your folks will have a full wardrobe of clothes to decide what to lay you to rest in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
oh god, I can only imagine what they would choose, it would be the most random ugly thing that I only have because I'm too lazy to throw away

do you think they put pants on dead people?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Do you mean trousers or under-crackers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I hope so.
You wouldn't want to get cold down there would you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
it's already a bit cold :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
*Resists the hot-periods pun*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
About to make some foods.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)
OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK
I just went to undo one of my shirt buttons, but the button was on the inside.....I'VE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WEARING MY SHIRT INSIDE OUT... I donno if anyone noticed, my flatmates didn't, hopefully no one did, but someone might have done.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
supposed to be lucky
if you do it without noticing, that is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
+ And it'll still be clean to wear again tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
If it helps, I almost done a project in one day today that I've been given two weeks to do.
'cus I'm totally awesome on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Code review will kick your ass
always does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
if they did they probably would have told you
worry not, dear 90Nz0
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Maybe they were being polite?
I was wearing my very _very_ loud hat, maybe they thought it was part of it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
were you wearing a jacket?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Nope =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
*licks finger*
*touches your arm*
*watches is sizzle*
Smokin' hot, Gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'd imagine most people would get hot in such headwear.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Looking good bruv

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
haha
good day, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
My pub mood this evening is largely like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7AwE3Xpfk&feature=related

Should I stay in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Nah! go out and get punched in the tits.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Oi! Blousie! Noooooooooooooooooo!
I admire your ability to keep us amused with you tales of Tuna Surprise and free range chicken, but I will not have my mini-male-melons-molested on your say so.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I have one more project to mark!
nearly there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
FINISHED

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I gave him a B+

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Cooking Lasange
Packing my bags and tidying my flat in preparation for leaving here tomorrow. Home for Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)
went for a swim in my private pool
ate dinner with mad family
now bored and watching one of the shit Matrix films.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)
i'm watching that too. the matrix film, not you in the pool.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
unlucky for you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
mmm I know.
wait what?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
you are totally into me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Only because I told her how cute you are.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)
haha
that was the straw that broke the camel's back
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
In your dreams baby.
in your mother fucking dreams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)
but yeah I totally am. Move over Mrs Vip.
:P
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I KNEW IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
you do realise I was being sarcastic, don't you sweetie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
no shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
good good.
my legs ae sore vips. Walked so far today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
;-)
it's good for you

I'm feeling the benefit of my new swimming regime. If there is ever any surf again I'm going to be paddling like a mofo
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
i know.
feel like i'm wasting my time here if i don't see as much as i can though, so i force myself to walk everywhere.
results in me being shattered now but its worth it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
You are chompy
Aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
pfft
as if. There's a Queue so long it has a capital letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
And I'm at the front. Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Kitty might argue
and others.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
She can argue all she wants.
I'm bigger than her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Just finished work.
Pint, fag, bitch with the bezzie, laugh at other people's misfortune, ignore said people.

PLAN.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
sounds like a good plan.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
A bad thing has happened to two people I hate.
This gives me great pleasure.

*cackles maniacally*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I think more details than that are required.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
My ex and my best friend's ex got together about two days after we split up
And moved in together straight away. Then lied to our faces about it while everyone else in the village knew. I don't care about this, he is a cunt and she looks like Angry Kid. I care about the lies.

They just split up and are trying to get back with us. They have been told to jog on and are both sat in the pub being thoroughly miserable while me and my friend are havung a laugh.

Yes, I am evil.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Nope, I'd say that's a fairly normal reaction from you and your friend, from how it sounds.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
not evil
reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I'm supposed to be at dinner but I'm tired and hungover and my arms tingle
I think my cousin's done voodoo on me because I stole Pamela from her.
The saga has been unfolding all day. I am hoping that suggesting she's all lezzy for Pammy will hush her up. I cannot explain how funny her reaction has been She was too upset to go on her jog.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
what happened? I missed this saga.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I accidentally went to the same party as Pamela Anderson
I sacrificed my principles to ask her for a photo for my cousin (who is obsessed with her) but she is still cross that I couldn't get her into the party.
Vacuuous isn't the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
no, the word(s) is fucking spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
are

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)
that was deliberate

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

the a

Well, it might be, but I might just be too stupid to know if it is or not
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
that's hilarious.
How were you at the same party as her, may I ask?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)
My mate's a bit of a journo/PR person.
She often takes me along as her plus one. We had no idea SHE'D actually turn up after the panto. And even if we did, my cousin would not have been allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Your cousin did seem to have gone a bit mental about the whole thing

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
at least you were nice enough
to get her a picture taken. She is clearly mad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
It's been so funny
but a bit disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
it is quite a weird reaction
unreasonable some would say
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
One highlight includes
"If I had a ticket for John Lennon's grave I would give it to are uncle Tony instead of keeping it. This is the same with me and Pam."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
makes you wonder what she might have done
had she got within striking distance of Pam.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
If that poor, deranged, drugged porn-star goes missing
You all know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Never mind your cousin
what if Pam goes missing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Ha!
I thought she was talking about Lampito.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)
it's time for sending cut off bits
of body and claiming to have got them from Pammy, that'll learn her

or she'll get more jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
She'd bury me
She's dead 'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
perhaps it's time to tell her it was just a look alike

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Watching this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ_2v0h-cS8

Very clever, although I can't help thinking they've got too much time on their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
fucking hell that is good!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I'm thinking beer tonight mmmkay

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I thought you were avoiding ale?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
i've not been doing a very good job
i just don't care anymore
i'm fucking drinking tonight

plus, facebook just suggested I be friends with sexface
i feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
It's your own fault for having friends on facebook who are virtual friends.
Facebook isn't worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
so, what you're saying is, is that I shouldn't talk to you or anyone on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
it is clearly dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
No.
Talk here, save Facebook for people you actually like!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I like those people, that's why they're on there
it makes my other facebook friends think I'm cultured and cool for knowing people in other countries
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
but I think we all know the truth here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
The truth is that you're friends with awesome people on facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I'm cultured.
I've got an Australian in my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
best move it into the basement before it starts to stink
x
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Make her sing the national anthem
they fucking love singing their national anthem.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
O Canada?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Evening Roota
How's tricks?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Alright y'know
Skipped a dinner with some gals but I don't regret it.
How's you, Halibut?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I'm not well Roota
I have a nasty cold and I feel pretty poo. But i've struggled on as best I can. I watched most of "The Final Destination" and I'm still amazed ho they managed to remake the same film 4 times, and yet I still found them all amusing to watch.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I saw the first one and that's all
I feel pukey and my arms are numb/tingly.
But I bet I don't actually puke.
Want a toddy and a HWB?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
JeffAIDS with extra Vom.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)
*there there lar*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)
HWB?
Hug with Boyfriend?
Huge White Belly?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Hot water bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)
It's a new term for people of mixed race.
'Half white blacks'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)
JeffAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)
If you get bored of her, can you still ship her back home for a tenner?
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

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