It's wine!!!!!
Wine is like a hug. It's warm and comforting and helps you forget your troubles.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're on red, aren't you?
I'm on white - chilling me with regret.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Regret at what?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Accepting a job due to flattery.
I'm a very vain, fey, weak fop and if someone tells me I'm good I roll on my back like a bitch in heat.

I'm just not sure I want it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Everyone wants to be flattered.
Give it a go. You can tell them it's a trial period.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I can do it.
I've run Lloyds Syndicates.

I just wanted to do a potboiler job until I retire - 13-15 years.

The challenge isn't an issue. I don't know if I want the responsibility any more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Oh well!
You can always walk away.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

We're still eight drivers short on my rota.
Take me out to be a manager and it's nine.

Get a PCV - no shortage of work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Whats a PCV?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

It's what used to be called a PSV.
Bus driving license.

Not a big earner, but a BIG demand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

A Bus Driver?
I was going to say something mean, but in general I like bus drivers. On the whole they are usually a pretty good bunch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Neither by educational background nor vocation
I qualified whilst working as a risk assessor a lot of years ago.

I got made redundant from being a warehouse production manager last March and took up bus work.

I love it. Hence my reluctance to take up a promotion which is more in line with what I've done but takes me off the road.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

You've careered off the road.
*Prepares to leave the Internet*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Go to the pub Jeff.
Your one-tooth mates are calling you.

With a hiss, and a slur, but they're still calling you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

hahahaha
Admit it, you were pained by that pun. I want to be causing PAIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Pain
Is on the right hand side.

I'll speak to you again further down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Okay

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

except when it's cold and grips your insides like the grim reaper himself

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

and drenches your soul in melancholy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I can get a bit sad sometimes.
But mostly it's comforting.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)