Close. But no cigar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A zombie film?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Fool.
With pity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

You're not making this easy for me.
Give me another clue.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Oh, I'm getting bored with the guessing game.
But the clues are there.

I've been to the supermarket, the supermarket has 25% off all single malts and I've come back from the supermarket happier.

Have one last guess Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Shreddies?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

No!
I bought 48 bottles of single variety ciders.

Fuckin' get it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

48!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

They came in boxes of 12.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I have a 26 yr old single malt
got it for a wedding present. I like how the next guy I went out with was the same age
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Is it nice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

yes
as was 26 year old guy :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Which was the most mature?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

haha
difficult to say. I still have the whisky, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

good on you
I have no whisky here. Half a bottle of Laphroaig and that is it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

You've in Ireland and you have no whisky?
This is very wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Well no it's right
As they tend to prefer whiskey
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

What's the difference?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Spelling
They get quite pissy about it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

They do taste vastly different as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Double malts and all that
srs bizness
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

That would be the E additives.
*bows*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Fair enough
I will bow to your superior whisky/ey knowledge, I just throw the stuff down my neck.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I've had a welsh one
that was pretty nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Rather than having a peatiness to it, did it taste of coal?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

coal and leeks
and damp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Did the label read
'Slides down easier than a slag-heap in Aberfan'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

pff!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

OK you don't have to leave the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Does he still have to get AIDS and die?
Because I really want him to. Please Monty, can he, please!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Worry not, young Alphonse
for whilst he is permitted to remain on the internet, he does indeed have to die from AIDS - moreover (that's moreover, not 'more Rover' Jeffrey) he has both to 'blog' and 'tweet' throughout his painful and undignified demise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I neither blog nor tweet at the moment.
What noise does a 'blog' make, as I can probably manage the odd tweeting sound?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

There's a simple colour-code method of working out which you are doing.
Is it white or yellow?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

likes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Err. Green?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRGAmKpf3E
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

heap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Fuck 'em

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

How stupid do you look now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Very stupid?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Clearly you don't know me that well!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

And I thought I could read men like a book.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)