I'm upto the one with the bloke who thinks he's in a video game.
I'd fingerbang the black girl in it. Fingerbang her well bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The super-horny one or the one with the dodgy heart?
I wouldn't say no to either. Future-Simon is possibly the best thing going in the whole programme. The one after the video game one is ok, but this one is amazing. AMAZING.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

LAMPITOOOOO :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Super horny one.
I reckon I could get her.
*dons rape cloak*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I keep thinking
why didn't Curtis just wear a pair of tights, cut a hole in them then put a condom on as well? No skin to skin contact, you get to fuck her. Obviously he'd have to wear a catsuit or something to avoid any part of his body touching her. Have I been thinking too much about this?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)