Dogs Cocks
I'm too pissed to keep up with that big momma thread below.

Do I have sufficient b3ta kudos to over-ride it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:02, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

probably
But I don't know how you get b3ta-kudos. post a cdc, perhaps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR STUFF!
WE'RE OVER HERE NOW, NEXT DOOOOOOR!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

ah, so that's how you do it!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

fuck's sake
I'd just got comfy.

alt: Floating Coffin
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Sorry Mrs B3th
I swagger about here whilst drunk, draw attention to myself and start new threads unexpectedly.

Reprobate, frankly. Lower yourself to read The Mail (or scan through it in the supermarket.)

Whatever they're warning you against - I am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Shout louder Roota!
They're not coming.

I'm an attention grabbing self centered egomaniac. Why aren't people coming to my thread, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

well, they aren't doing much in the last one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

You need to offer some cheese and pineapple or other nibbles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

or install a sex igloo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

A what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

an igloo
for sex
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Won't that be a bit cold?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I'm a pit pony today sorry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

That's grim.
Once I've got the Narrowboat I'll get a time machine to give the Pit Ponies a happier life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

What do you want to know TD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Oh fuck I should have done a trite question.
OK - I am going to buy a Narrowboat next year. What should I call it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Minded.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

argey bargey

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

The Belgrano

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'll know the answer when I see her.
My little xmas present to me - because I'm fuckin' worth it - a Narrowboat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Atilla.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Keith.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I think you should call it something really trite
like 'Not Dun Roamin'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

No

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

No
but then the evening lot aren't exactly brimful of kudos either. I've just found a thing I'd forgotten I had, and I'm having a good giggle playing with it.
No it's not my ladyarea.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

What is it then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

the thing next to it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Oh it's that thingy
Make sure it's not clogged with limescale.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Depends what she's been putting up there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

It's been a while, like
but my clunge does NOT need de-scaling, thanks. It is entirely limescale free.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

You terrible internet bully.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I'm having a hard time of it really
I'm currently in hiding due to internet threats of violence
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Legless again.
If it was disasterprone you would have to go all Salman Rushdie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

:( That legless is a wily cunt I'll have to watch out
I mean he's used to snakes and spiders and shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Nah, you could easily distract him.
Just point over his shoulder and say "Look! There's (a dole/an immigrant/a single mum/etc.) over there!"

If you're lucky, his righteous rage might even induce a stroke.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Where are you hiding?
This may be a trick question.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I've had to go into police protection
They're changing my safe house every 3 hours. This shits gone reel
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

How do you do it Rory?
You must be a MASSIVE CUNT and TERRIBLE BULLY.

Are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm not really sure why I've become his vaunted internet enemy
Maybe I pressed his buttons over something, I dunno
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Do you not find it a bit amusing though?
I've nothing against Legless so I'm staying out of your spat, but I had a run in with two posters over a year ago.

Admittedly I'm not a regular but they won't go near me now.

EDIT - I'm ratarsed and forgot that I started this thread. They'll go nowhere near it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Who were they?
Go on, name and shame.

Or gaz me the details.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Legless just likes to think he's one of the mods.
Hence him swaggering all over the place. He's just a pug ugly bullshitting bellend.

I loved that he said that the mods have 'let the trolls take over', when what he meant was that people were sick of sycophancy and bullshitting. And it sounded like he'd pleaded with cr3 to ban those that laugh at him.

He's a tremendous twat. And a prize cock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

I don't mind Legless
but the mod comment was laughable. That they should try and ban people for being a bit rude
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Thing is though, Legless is really rather rude.
As well as overbearing. If he expects the mods to naught step or ban people for 'trolling' or being rude, then he must be on that list too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

At least he just bleats and whines,
and doesn't actually use sockpuppet accounts to silence anyone who might dent his ego.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Was that aimed at me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)

No, it was about another megalomaniac who used to flood the board with about 10,000 words of self-indulgent drivel per post.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Ah.
The gloop mop himself.

You suspect sockpuppetry?

EDIT

Or P*o*l*k*?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Oh yes.
How else could you explain four or five lurkers defending their hero any time he was criticised? Also, persistent non-believers were reported to the mods and actually got naughty-stepped/banned.

I've been a regular b3ta user for nearly six years now; given the behaviour of a few headcases who used to frequent /talk, I can easily believe someone would be that neurotic and egotistical online.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

That is mental but believable.
I got stepped for accusing him of BS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

It's, erm
I really don't know how to describe it. It's a thing, supposedly a kids toy I think. It's a plate thing and 6 different blobs, and on the plate thing there are 3 different glow-y spots and if you put the blobs on they make different noises:
www.firebox.com/product/1562/Zoundz?src_t=wnw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNcmx4dT8Y

It's an absolute hoot when you're stoned (although I am currently not)
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

berk is on the blob.
Charming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

That looks like the most fun ever.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

It's pretty good
suitable for small children and off-their-tits adults alike. If it wasn't for the fact that Monty hates everything, and it makes electronica type noises instead of rock, I think he'd love it.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I liked the way you can use it as a speaker and it flashes in time.
I have decided I want one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It's also an alarm clock
and it talks.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

WHY IS IT SOLD OUT?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Haha,
because they don't make them anymore, I think!
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Gutting.
Though it'd probably be like my Stylophone Beatbox, I play with it for a bit, have huge plans, and fail miserably at making any use of it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

bit like my life then
started off with big plans and now reduced to thinking about chocolate coins
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

How the mighty fall.
OMG totally going to be home in about 16 hours. How was your flight?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

this sums it up
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1008600
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Grrrr. That's awful.
And I can imagine it would be very upsetting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Yeah
because when I travel I only ever take clothes etc that I really like, and all the presents it actually hurt chucking them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I really don't know how you managed
I would have...I don't actually know what I would have done, to be honest. Cried and sworn, probably, and copiously.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)

I'm infected with English obviously
grin and bear it. Though I was rather upset inside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

:(
If thre had only been some way of leaving stuff behind. It's such a shame.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I'm rather whining on about it
but I am quite broke so I can't really replace the clothes and I have no clue what to do about the presents. Might have to beg more money from parents :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Oh presents you'd bought?
Oh that's a real shame. Really awful :( I'm very glad I'm sending this thing to Ireland now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

And mine!
Was never dizzying heights to start with, mind.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that, there aint none in stock :(
Further bullying of me I suppose
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

that looks like brilliant fun
but I can imagine it getting old very quickly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:36, Reply)

All the more reason to give it to my 3 year old nephew!
(although I'm keeping the spare)
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Quite possibly. You seem perfectly harmless and you've not said anything nasty to me yet, so ALL IS WELL
Misfits is suitably entertaining.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I still need to watch the last couple episodes.
Right now I'm more concerned about finding the episode of Prison Break I'm on without the sound being totally out of sync. Definitely the most annoying thing ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

This is a really, really, fucking good episode.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)

OMG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WHOLE EXTRA EPISODE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I'm upto the one with the bloke who thinks he's in a video game.
I'd fingerbang the black girl in it. Fingerbang her well bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

The super-horny one or the one with the dodgy heart?
I wouldn't say no to either. Future-Simon is possibly the best thing going in the whole programme. The one after the video game one is ok, but this one is amazing. AMAZING.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)

LAMPITOOOOO :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Super horny one.
I reckon I could get her.
*dons rape cloak*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I keep thinking
why didn't Curtis just wear a pair of tights, cut a hole in them then put a condom on as well? No skin to skin contact, you get to fuck her. Obviously he'd have to wear a catsuit or something to avoid any part of his body touching her. Have I been thinking too much about this?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Possibly, tell me about yourself

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

I'm fucking fantastic
Ask me another.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)

What have you been drinking this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Cider, in large quantities
It's helping :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Lots
Next question?

I'm off tomorrow. There's your excuse.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

I'm at work tomorrow, I shall probably regret tonight
But you only live once, even if forever alone
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)