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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm back from the cinema and have been cured of my dislike for blondes.
Anyone around?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:36, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
For a short while Bob.
What did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Monsters, basically a road trip movie across mexico. But mexico has been invaded by aliens.
Have you been to the pub tonighht?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
That sounds like a bent film.
It is one step away from being a zombie film.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I loved it. It was pretty and apocalyptic. Which is how I like my birds.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
I am here, I like blondes
Their hair is like a blank canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
What choo been doing this evening then?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Drinking cider
Dwelling on things I shouldn't be and talking to close friends about my current state of mind and the worry that I may be slipping back into depression
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Anything you want to share?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Not so much, those I tend to share my thoughts and feelings with already know
They just think I'm a fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Well MTFU then!*
*stock answer is stock answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I may have acted like an idiot but it doesn't mean I deserved any of it :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
sounds like a plan stan. B3ta is probably the best place for depression there are enough mentals
here to keep your mind off it. What Cider?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Kopparberg, Bulmers Pear, St Helier, Jaques and now asda extra special

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I've had a fair bit :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)
a connoisseur (spelling?)
good lad, hope you are feeling a bit better chum! tis the season to be jolly etc. Plus you get to talk to us and we're all ace*

*excludes Chompy. He is witty and charming apparently definitely not ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
I feel numb, not better

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Welcome to my world!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I find taking pleasure in the little things helps massively to cheering me up. Just stupid things
like how recently loads of ladybirds have been turning up in my room in this weather! and how I've rearranged my films into fear order. So the first one is wall.e and the last one is rec.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)
I do take pleasure in many things
At the moment I feel emotionally trapped, if I leave I'll be spending Christmas alone, if I stay I'm being treated like a servant, there's not even any benefits to this friendship any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
So the magnitude of christmas day and the social expectations that come with it is the trigger
for this then? so it's be alone on one day or spend a day with someone you don't like. Option one for me. At least you know where you stand and can start dealing with it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
The problem isn't that I don't like them, I still love them, deeply, more so than I can describe

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
I feel the same way about McDonalds Chicken Nuggets.
But I know they are bad for me and must be banished. Cous Cous may be boring but it's better for me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
I could use some of those right about now

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)
sauce of choice?
now get this right max!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
barbecue

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)
EPIC FAIL
Sweet Curry you nonce. Now go and think about what you've just done!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Made all the worse by the way I have pissed off people from here I would consider friends
Who won't even speak to me now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Don't delete your posts then.
Just be yourself. We don't care who you are. You just are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:25, Reply)
I haven't deleted anything :S

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Lampito won't even say hello to me any more
I hate what I've become
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:27, Reply)
This is bollocks

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Sounds trite
But I've been there.

I've let it loose on b3ta and been enpowered by the responses.

It's yours, but try it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Yes.
Think this was a reply to a now deleted post.

Add a post above to fit my heartfelt meaningful response.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
I'm tired of all the rejection, nobody wants the maxi

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
The Disappointed
Will never turn anyone away.

Until bedtime - and now it's bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:32, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Blondes.
Skinny ones.

Bung 'em in a wagon, send 'em to BD10 and I'll be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
this is the one who cured me. She is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
As a rule I am a brunettes man, it's the suavest choice.
But blondes I make happy exceptions for are Cameron Diaz, Aguilera and Boris Johnson.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Hello dozer,
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)
alright.
cold.

You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
good cheers, very much enjoyed the film and am about to light a huge dooby.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
What made you change your mind?
I used to be blonde. I'm not referring to the orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
the bird above.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I know a 16 year old girl who looks like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
well in 4 years I would like to meet her. Evening Lamps.
How are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Alright Bobbzie.
I'm very tired. I'm going home tomorrow though, which will be grand. You up to much?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
home for the holidays? is this good or bad?
I'm grand thanks, just got back from the flicks, watching qi and having a smoke and a cider ta. I'm full of festive cheer, and popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
What sort of popcorn?
I'd quite like some popcorn now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)
sweet it was lush
when I worked at Showcase we used to nick bin bags of the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
The one in Bris?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
ye brislington.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
I've been there twice since it opened.
And that was years ago.

And, on both occasions, my car got broken into. I don't like it there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
the security guards used to supply the film times to the local gangs so they knew when to hit
Plus if a particularly nice car turned up you would see them all texting. Chavs pal, deserve to die.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
What cunts.
Thing is, it was never the stereo that cost the real money to replace, it the the damage to the locks/door/paint that was expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
Yeah they used to sit there with the times, work out a window when the 4 main screens
all overlapped and then the cars would get hit. I remember the main guy involved drove a lotus carlton and we thought he was badass. I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:22, Reply)
Well if the cunt ever reappears
Tell him I want to stab him in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:26, Reply)
It's excellent
Not been home for a while, miss it, miss my cat, I can stay in bed, have CLEAN THINGS, and nice things, but no fags and shit. Life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Sneak some menthols in, taste like shit but good for a cover sneaky hit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I love menthols.
I just generally don't smoke at home. Will do me good to have a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
to me it's the same as drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth. just weird!
A break will do you good though thats just science mate.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Why no tabs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Parents are very anti-smoking.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
But you don't smoke in their house, go outside for a tab.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Not worth the upset and anger it'd cause them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Gotcha.
They don't know you smoke.

Is there a dog you can walk or anything to get you out of the house for a crafty tab?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
I'll go out clubbing, I imagine
or in town. But I can last for a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Tell them you're going for a walk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I may be some time.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)
what is it with you and dogs you savage!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)
Well you can't walk a cat, can you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Yes, you can.
I used to walk our Burmese. She loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Lampito :(
I like cats
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:24, Reply)
good night mother fuckers!
sleep well. Jeff I was wondering is full moon like a night out at an s&M club for you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:30, Reply)
Fuck off you CUNT.
*Prays for the wolf howl*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

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