How about suggestions for
Flounce of the year:

Newcomer of the year:

Couple of the year:

And the Monty Boyce special award for misery:
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:39, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what's a flouce?
I know what you're thinking Jeff, but I'll be damned if I'm the one to spark the idea.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

These are good!
Flounce : BobbyPires until he "got" b3ta
Newcomer: BobbyPires/Atticus Grinch
Couple : Dr/Mr CrackhouseCaptainVBand

Misery : Gonz woe guts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Suggest more awards!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

OK
Strikethrough of the year (just for Chompy)
Retort of the year
Insult of the year
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I suspect that Wookiee would claim most of those

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Seconded
He's charming and witty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

he's fucking funny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

+ looking

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Ok
Bert

Crunchy/Bobby

Roota and DJ

Me
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

WOO!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I don't think we can say that Bert flounced can we?
Special Agent Roota just made sure justice was swift.

And you're not a misery.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I've been a right miserable bugger this year.
And last year, come to think of it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I didn't dish out the Bert justice
My specialities are Edmund/JohnTheDane and batcrap/rogbumsme
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

YAY!
although I've been OT-ing since about a year ago and on B3TA for 7 1/2 years :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Flounce - Roger the mongfish
Newcomer - Darth Foxtrot/Crunchy related spaghetti incident
Couple - Roota and DJTP
Monty award - Monty duh!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Jeff isn't a newbie.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Thanks for reminding me.
I'm old.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Is he not? Ok I'll change it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I agree with Blousie regarding the epic bertdown
Though I reckon there's still time to pip him to the post if we goad Darth Foxtrot enough.

Newcomer: Meh, Bobby's been teetering on the edge of a flounce lately so I'm going to give it to Crunchy.

Couple: Me and my left hand.

Misery: Hmm...I think most of us have had a good whinge at some point this year. I'll have to get back to you on that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

just you wait til I stop teetering and go full on passive agressive!
Can someone clarify what exactly qualifies as a flounce. I want to make sure I hit them all when I go 'internet columbine'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I think a flounce
is classed as taking any insult on here seriously!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

And leaving AND NEVER COMING BACK
until you come back
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

really? I thought it was when you went all mental
and started saying what you really thought about peoples internet personas? If that's the case I flounce daily!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

that's just been an aspect of some epic flounces
the main requirements are:
1. get upset
2. say you are leaving
3. leave
4. (optional) come back
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Alrighty then
Flounce: Bobby
Newcomer: I forgot when people emerged, but my vote goes to Crunchy
Couple: Oh God, so many to choose from! I'll have to cast my vote for Amberl's
Misery: BGB earlier in the year would have qualified, but thankfully she's got her beautiful smile back on. Therefore I choose TGB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*grins like a mong*

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Seconded

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Pretend flounce: Rog-bums-me
She can't keep away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)