Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Inspired by QOTW. The OT Awards Ceremony.Who is the Off-Topic-er of the year?
Feel free to nominate yourself, as long as you can justify it.
Any other awards you feel should be given out at this time? Give 'em out here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:28,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Dr Tugnut for helping me turn my DVD player into a multi-region player.(
girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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Does that mean your DVD player will work all over the country?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:34,
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He also sent me a new copy of Deserter's SongsSo I second this.
He did turn me into a newt, mind you. I got better.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:17,
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Bertfor sheer persistence and effort.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:35,
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i quite enjoy berts appearancesi suspect i stand alone on this
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:08,
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hurrah!i have a compadre
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:57,
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How about suggestions forFlounce of the year:
Newcomer of the year:
Couple of the year:
And the Monty Boyce special award for misery:
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:39,
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what's a flouce?I know what you're thinking Jeff, but I'll be damned if I'm the one to spark the idea.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:40,
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These are good!Flounce : BobbyPires until he "got" b3ta
Newcomer: BobbyPires/Atticus Grinch
Couple : Dr/Mr CrackhouseCaptainVBand
Misery : Gonz woe guts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:41,
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OKStrikethrough of the year (just for Chompy)
Retort of the year
Insult of the year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44,
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I suspect that Wookiee would claim most of those(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:48,
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SecondedHe's charming and witty.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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he's fucking funny(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:53,
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+ looking(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:54,
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I don't think we can say that Bert flounced can we?Special Agent Roota just made sure justice was swift.
And you're not a misery.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44,
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I've been a right miserable bugger this year.And last year, come to think of it.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:46,
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I didn't dish out the Bert justiceMy specialities are Edmund/JohnTheDane and batcrap/rogbumsme
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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YAY!although I've been OT-ing since about a year ago and on B3TA for 7 1/2 years :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 17:19,
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Flounce - Roger the mongfishNewcomer - Darth Foxtrot/Crunchy related spaghetti incident
Couple - Roota and DJTP
Monty award - Monty duh!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:44,
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Thanks for reminding me.I'm old.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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Is he not? Ok I'll change it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:48,
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I agree with Blousie regarding the epic bertdownThough I reckon there's still time to pip him to the post if we goad Darth Foxtrot enough.
Newcomer: Meh, Bobby's been teetering on the edge of a flounce lately so I'm going to give it to Crunchy.
Couple: Me and my left hand.
Misery: Hmm...I think most of us have had a good whinge at some point this year. I'll have to get back to you on that.
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just you wait til I stop teetering and go full on passive agressive!Can someone clarify what exactly qualifies as a flounce. I want to make sure I hit them all when I go 'internet columbine'
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:55,
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I think a flounceis classed as taking any insult on here seriously!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:57,
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really? I thought it was when you went all mentaland started saying what you really thought about peoples internet personas? If that's the case I flounce daily!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:59,
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that's just been an aspect of some epic flouncesthe main requirements are:
1. get upset
2. say you are leaving
3. leave
4. (optional) come back
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:04,
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Alrighty thenFlounce: Bobby
Newcomer: I forgot when people emerged, but my vote goes to Crunchy
Couple: Oh God, so many to choose from! I'll have to cast my vote for Amberl's
Misery: BGB earlier in the year would have qualified, but thankfully she's got her beautiful smile back on. Therefore I choose TGB.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:50,
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Pretend flounce: Rog-bums-meShe can't keep away.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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hahahahaha(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:47,
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I would ask who was flirt of the year but I think that would be me.What about second place?
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:52,
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You read my mind(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:55,
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I was going to say mebut then I came to my senses
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:00,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:03,
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I dunno...MichaelS is quite the fox....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:57,
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i couldnt possibly choosebut i &hearts roota and kristine they rock my tiny world
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:57,
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Mind Reader of the Year?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:58,
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*fist pumps*yesssss
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:01,
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I nominate Lab(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:07,
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No wai!I was about to nominate you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:10,
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Best Bearded Person From The South West Who's In A Band And Likes A Bit Of Weed.- Bobby Pires.
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son of a bitch....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:10,
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I second thisthat BobbyPires bloke is sound. *walks away whistling*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:12,
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WaitYou got 'In A' confused with 'Got A Gastric'
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:12,
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they missed his stomach when fitting itand got it in his ballbag
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:22,
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No chance!it's worth the extra hour in the gym for that chicken wing!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:38,
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Multiple personality disorder and jailbird of the yearCraig Colclough/Edmund/Ed's Meds/JohnttheDane/whatever else he called himself.
Internet detective of the year: Roota.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:23,
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Best Infrequent Poster Whose Attitude I Really Like Though In Truth It's Not Reallly My Place To Sit In Judgement On People Who Have Been Here Much Longer Than I:Rosalicious.
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See, see how ace she is?I'm going to start going to all the bashes that Rosalicious goes to.
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Better get saving then.She goes to them all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:39,
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:41,
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You're the Alan Wicker of b3ta and no mistake.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:43,
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Apart from the 'being a bird' bit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:49,
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i liked the bit where you said i was acethat was my best bit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:19,
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now go vote for her on QOTW
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:37,
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I got a mother fucking christmas bonusis there anything else I can add to your box??
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:45,
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nah man i dont want nuffin i'll be happy with a card and some of those sparkly sprinkles :)im hoping yours gets there. i had to fill in fucking forms. i dont fancy my chances
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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no way man, I'm sending you some stuff, it's all ready and everything(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:14,
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I like this for the correct use of the personal pronoun at the end.(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:58,
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Woo-hoo finally something to balance against the "Ungraded" that I "achieved" in my English O'level in 1980.Enzyme = Much acer than the Joint Matriculation Board.
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Stunt artist of the yearGoes to The Light in Chains, for his sterling efforts at falling off chairs whilst drunk at bashes.
Andy Parsons soundalike of the year: Again, it's The Light in Chains.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:29,
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I. Don't think. That's. Funny?Also, in that first category I nominate Lampito...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:42,
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*Gasp*it's uncanny; it's almost as if Andy's in the room right now!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:45,
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LaziestHighest Maintenance
Most shitehawky
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:30,
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Laziest?That would be... oh, can't be arsed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:36,
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Most awesome off-topicer whose username begins with "Colonel"I vote for ColonelSantiago
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:37,
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At the moment Blousie could be Colonel Bogey.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:40,
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Has she only got one ball?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:43,
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Yes.The other, is in the Albert Hall.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:48,
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Her mother, the dirty fucker, cut it off, when she, was small(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:54,
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Apparently.She threw it, into an apple tree. The wind, then blew it out to see.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:57,
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I bet they had bollocks & Scallops for tea(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:02,
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I think I missed some lines out, but my memory isn't what it wasand i'm no longer allowed near playgrounds
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:12,
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There is a wiki page devoted to it.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:15,
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This is exactly the sort of thing the intersplutt was invented for(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:20,
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Well we are internet-marriedWe considered having children, but it would have severely drained my power crystals.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:50,
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Biggest penis of the yeartake this however you like, ooer.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 15:39,
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B3tan that's been kindest to me:There's a lot of you, but I have to go with Applebite due to bathroom-related shenanigans.
Hardiest in the Face of Broken Bottles - Himjim
Best Breasts - Amberl.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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I already voted for AmberlAnd I believe Vipros seconded. Care to third?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:31,
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3 breasts?Total Recall lols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:35,
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Oh I'd third her breasts SO HARD(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:37,
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B3tan who gets the angriest because she can't get back on B3ta because of the internet shennanigans goes to.........ME!!!!
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:29,
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I was at work and coudn't get back on off/topic.It was taking feckin ages to load so I gave up.
I am now home.
If this keeps up I'm going to have to leave B3ta and get a life.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:34,
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This'll cheer you up.It doesn't warrant its own thread.
www.chortle.co.uk/news/2006/12/20/4843/what_a_dick!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:37,
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Totally!How are you feeling now? Any better?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:41,
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Just sneezy and snotty.And I've been speaking like Mariella Frostrup all day.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:46,
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good stuffHe is a fucking wanker
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:43,
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It's being really fucking slow recently.Is somebody standing on the server cable at b3ta towers perhaps? Is it stopping the power of the internet from getting through?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:40,
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it's getting annoyingI blame the weather. The snow is stopping the packets getting through.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:45,
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Racist.Hang on, you said packets didn't you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:49,
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I think that to celebrate DG's birthday. I'll go and do some ironing instead.Bye!
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 16:50,
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joins very long thread to askWho is this Baldmonkey lots of people are nominating?
evening BTW :)
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