Very few of us are.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a supermodel once.
It was an airfix submarine and it was fucking brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I noe
It's the frightening mental instability that really puts me off
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING RORY!
Looks or personality, what's it to be?
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I don't know :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

How old are you?

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)

*Imagines Blouise sitting there, ready to divide by 2 and then add 7*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Hahaha!
No! I just need to know if he needs looks or personality the most.


It's anything over 30 btw : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)

35 but with the mind of a child

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Personality then.
And someone who looks like Supernanny.,
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

*Takes note*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Hahahahah!
I tricked you.


I just described me.

Edit - In all seriousness, why carry on with a woman you can't even bother going out in the snow for?
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I noticed that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

You noticed what?

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Your personality and Supernanny post!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

haha!
I think she's probably filthier than me though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Imagine being told to get to bed by her?
I'd imagine all romantic thoughts would be lost as every suggestions she'd make would sound like a bollocking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

She'd put a little star on your chart ever time she had an orgasm.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

And if you get enough stars will she buy you some sweets?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

She'd let you take her up the chuff.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

You've got to lower the tone haven't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

*grins*

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

You won't get Blousie points for being crass.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

*sadface*
I do crass so well.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Yes you're right
I'll send her a terrible text - BGB told me to say Fuck off you're ugly and you stink
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

And add to that.
'Jeff questioned the size of your tits, when I said 'small', I started to have real doubts about seeing you'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I'd go for more average

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

You know it makes sense.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Cool, I'll keep the internet updated if she kills herself or any other noted drama

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

If there is no drama, would you mind making something up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah.
This is QOTW after all. Could you possibly also make it that she topped herself due to crippling self diagnosed aspergers, and that your dumping her was the last straw?

If she could do it by chucking herself under the wheels of a Honda Accord that would be tops!

Also, she should die a virgin. Fankoo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Oh! she'll kill herself if you dump her then.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)