They are truly fucking rubbish creatures
If I didn't think women would be exactly the same i'd try batting for the other team. But I don't fancy women and I strongly suspect that it may look like the grass is greener on the other side but it's just as full of dogshit over there as it is here.
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not so much
unless you go out with someone who is massively butch in which case they tend to take on the worst traits of men as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

The problem was I liked the butch ones.

( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Your experiences make me sad
There are decent specimens I promise. And not just creepy, sleazy fuckers like me.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

We know there are lots of nice men out there.
They're usually spoken for.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

My experiences make me sad, too
I don't suppose you've got a hot younger brother..? :P
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Yes, I do as a matter of fact
My twin brother. The two of you should totally meet up for some hot sex.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It's funny because I don't actually have a brother
It would just be me pretending to have a different name.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Haha, I almost totally believed you
Until you said twin brother, anyway *belms hard*
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Which of the twins will be getting beaten up by me on Boxing Day?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)

There's too much snow
Neither myself nor Rango will make it I'm afraid.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

RANGO!
I fucking love you, you cracked sod.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:29, Reply)

If this is the Rango I'm thinking off then Woo!

( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQjJEYTiga0
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Ask Boss Keloid about his brother.
He's very cute and shy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)