I have stolen 'hygge' from the Danes
(not from JohnTheDane, he's actually Scottish. More from the likes of DiT.)
Presents are wrapped, food is in, house is not as tidy as it should be, but so what? Me and Tigger are all snuggly on the sofa and I'm going for din dins at my folks' house later.
How are you lot doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 10:50, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I got woken up at nine.
I used the extra time wisely and made my brother look silly on Fifa. I'm tired.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Ah yes, Fifa
I'm going to finish my Scottish Premier League season with St Johnstone kicking everyone's ass.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I only played the new one for the first time on Thursday.
Beat him 2-0. I'm absolutely terrified I'm turning into my dad cos both times I scored I did his routine of going "hahahahahahaha!" whilst running round the room with clenched fists.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Tigger has stopped trying to wake me up
He is really puzzled as to why I'm not having a heart attack when he knocks all my cards off the fireplace or rapes the Christmas tree.
I just don't care any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It's bollocks
Sane person: What's this "hooga"?
Danish person: Hygge. It can't really be described in English. It's like a warm, cosy feeling.
Sane person: Seems to me like it can be described very easily.

And don't get me started with the fucking Welsh and their kwitchyness.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Shurrup, Hercule.
I know exactly what it's all about.
I am part-Viking and Liverpool is the capital of North Wales.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Liverpool is the capital of Gomorrah

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I have one hell of a headache, ow.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I haven't
I keep falling asleep to early to get piddled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I spent the day in the pub
Then got a few cans and a bottle of wine on the way home. The night went downhill from there.

On the upside, I still have the wine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Hoorah!
Be careful with it.
Lager's better for a curer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I think I've still got a can, somewhere...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This is a slippery slope!
Trust me, I've done it often enough.

What you want is vodka and orange juice/Lucozade/Irn Bru.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

have you seen this place?
fun shop

In other news, I have a big project I may need your help with in teh new year. It involves Liverpool and Vikings.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Runaway now!
And FYI - our clan originated from the union of some outer hebridean chieftain and a Norwegian king.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Tell me more!
Or gaz me :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I drank too much last night.
Woke up with the headache from hell. Threw painkillers down my neck and took my mum shopping.

I am now going to make veggie chilli.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

How was the chilli?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Looks like I may not get to work again tomorrow.
As there's been about six inches of snow in the last three hours. It was relatively clear this morning; now the sky is totally white and what cars are going past are doing about 15 miles per hour maximum.

Arsebiscuits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Ill, tucked up in bed
and flicking through The Amber Spyglass
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:33, Reply)

This has been the week from hell
if the next three days do not see a VAST FUCKING IMPROVEMENT then I am going to get in to bed and refuse to get out again until Christmas (apart from to go to the loo, obviously)
On the plus side though, I am making some seriously fucking awesome duck liver paté and some red onion marmalade.
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I know the feeling
anything more gone wrong or are things just bad?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Hot bloke stood me up on friday night
haven't heard from him since. I would delete his number but I desperately want to text him in screaming fury and ask him what the hell is his problem. Oh and it took me 4.5 hours to drive 12 miles yesterday which somewhat fucked up my plans for the weekend. All in all, it's not been a great week. (although it was lovely to see you!)
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Arsehole.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

He is rather a cunt
albeit a hot and charming one.
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I thought you were describing me there for a minute.
I fail to see why you haven't had a go at him, if I was him I'd be thinking I've got away with one. Shouldn't be like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

It shouldn't be like that, I agree
But whilst I do want an answer from him, am I really going to achieve anything other than letting myself in for yet more fuckwittage. Probably not. He seems like such a nice guy in person but he really is turning out to be an arse..
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

it was lovely to see you as well :)
sorry you've had such an awful week. You might as well delete hot-bloke he sounds like a pillock
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Men!!!!
*folds arms and looks disgusted*
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

you feeling better?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

A little.
Apart from all the snot.

How is life at home?
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm ill and in bed
but apart from that it's nice if a little boring. Got a nice week planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

A cold or something else?
Just work and then Christmas with the family.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Sick and asthma
I accidentally pissed off my mother as well.

When do you finish work for Christmas?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Pfft! mothers are always being pissed off with one thing or another.
Probably on the Wednesday but that's not defininte. It may be early Christmas eve. Then back to work on the Tues 2nd and two days after that I'm off to Tenerife for Aber's wedding.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Fantastic!
Looking forward to it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Hell yeah!
I just need to make sure I'm all up to date with work that needs doing and try not to eat too much at Christmas.

When do you go back to Uni?
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Early january
and yeah it sounds fantastic :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

They are truly fucking rubbish creatures
If I didn't think women would be exactly the same i'd try batting for the other team. But I don't fancy women and I strongly suspect that it may look like the grass is greener on the other side but it's just as full of dogshit over there as it is here.
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Not so much
unless you go out with someone who is massively butch in which case they tend to take on the worst traits of men as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

The problem was I liked the butch ones.

( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Your experiences make me sad
There are decent specimens I promise. And not just creepy, sleazy fuckers like me.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

We know there are lots of nice men out there.
They're usually spoken for.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

My experiences make me sad, too
I don't suppose you've got a hot younger brother..? :P
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Yes, I do as a matter of fact
My twin brother. The two of you should totally meet up for some hot sex.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It's funny because I don't actually have a brother
It would just be me pretending to have a different name.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Haha, I almost totally believed you
Until you said twin brother, anyway *belms hard*
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Which of the twins will be getting beaten up by me on Boxing Day?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:15, Reply)

There's too much snow
Neither myself nor Rango will make it I'm afraid.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

RANGO!
I fucking love you, you cracked sod.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:29, Reply)

If this is the Rango I'm thinking off then Woo!

( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQjJEYTiga0
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Ask Boss Keloid about his brother.
He's very cute and shy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

It's really, REALLY fucking cold in my room
I guess it is pretty big, though. I'm still in my pjs, too. Awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I have decided I really love my house and if I could get my shit together I could make it even more awesome.
I just procrastinate to fucking much.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Is there a place for jeff pic?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

There is, in the kitchen.
When I get a new frame : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Woohoo I defaced my collection for you glad he gets to live
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I like my home house
Especially the kitchen and the bathrooms (bathrooms! ROOMS!) However my room is cold. And I can't smoke when I'm here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

My room is cold as well
when I arrived back there were obvious signs of colonisation as well haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

mine too
I love my electric blanket. Minus bloody 15 it was here last night
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

yeah loads of snow here as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

We had about five inches
Which is more than I've had for a while..
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
I want more snow and cold but not enough that it stops my sis from flying over on Christmas eve.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

LOL DICK JOKES
though I've no idea how big the last guy I slept with was due to memory loss/blacking out...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Oh bloody hell!
The cat sometimes sleeps in my room as he "misses" me, but it's Cambers that has infestations :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

nah I just meant that my sister
tends to 'borrow' stuff from my room, and people tend to put stuff in as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)

My sister does that and goes mental if I steal anythign of hers :(
She took a dress I'd not even worn yet, and the first I saw of it was when it was in the washing basket. ARGH.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

So glad I don't have a brother
I only rarely borrowed mrs beth's underwear.
( djtrialprice, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)

*snorts*
And very fetching you looked too, I'm sure. Pink frills are so you.
(berk, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

The size 6 sister
is too small for most stuff but she borrows shoes/cardigans etc, and the other one steals everything haha. Drives me mad, the only thing safe is my underwear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:20, Reply)

This sister is size 6-8
though my home wardrobe ranges from 8-16. Most of my makeup is with me though -gloats-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)

After failing to go to the gym yesterday on weather grounds
I made it today and now I'm back. Knackered, but back. I have a cup of tea, the interwebs, and shortly I shall make something tasty out of a chicken breast. So I'm feeling pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I'm hoping I'm well enough for the gym tomorrow.
I still have to drag myself each time there but hate it if I can't go for any reason.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

How is your JeffAIDS today Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Just snotty now Jeff.
How are you doing?
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I've got Indian food.
Are you getting better?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Yeah but I drank a bit too much last night which made me a bit poorly today.
I've had veggie chillie with extra dried chillies and that's helping.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Good work on the extra chillies.
Are you boozing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Hell no.
I want to exercise tomorrow and I need to get on top of work stuff.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)