I am working in New Cross
*hangs self*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Un-fucking-lucky Bal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I actually like some of the pubs and places round New Cross.
It's the work aspect. We still haven't left my aunt's office though and I'm going to do my level best to stay here and play Football Manager all day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

New Cross is where those girls
bullied that Christian girl until she jumped out of window and died trying to escape, isn't it?

Luckily nothing unpleasant has ever happened in the East End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Proved a point though
Did God's angels swoop down to save her? I DON'T THINK SO.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I find your lack of faith...amusing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

that's because she belongs in Heaven
it was all part of God's plan, don't you see? He couldn't save her anyway, he was too busy planting dinosaur bones to test our faith.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

"We'll see who believes in me now!"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

For some reason I read that in a Darth Vader voice.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Nah, God is Alanis Morrisette, innit?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

God's a whiny Canadian?
That would explain a lot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

God doesn't understand Irony

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/fullcredits#cast
It's a shit film though
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Dogma is NOT a shit film

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Well, it's not as good as teenaged stoners think it is.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I am neither teenaged nor a stoner
It's not genius work, but it's fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I know you're not
That's not what I was saying.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I know you're not :p
You said it was shit, I'm disagreeing.
Daredevil is a shit film, Dogma is miles better than that pile of offal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I just think that they try too hard
It's not my sort of thing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Fair enough
I quite like Kevin Smith's films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Horses for courses and all that
I had assumed that some people did, otherwise he'd stop making them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

^ this. Neither teenaged nor a stoner
Though possibly stone-aged...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Probably because it gives it more gravitas than reading it in Darth Foxtrot's voice.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Oh, thanks for the birthday card Monty.
I would have thanked you on the day but you weren't around.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I thought you were being sarky
until I remembered that I'd given it to you at your FRAUDULENT PARTY ABOUT SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I never claimed it to be anything but fraudulent, Monters old chap.
The invitation did state my almost but not quite 40th. Besides, if the Queen can have two birthdays a year, so can I.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You are a great big fucking queen, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I set 'em up, etc...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)