Only for using computers
and driving at night.

and committing crimes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I would kill myself if I had to wear glasses.
Not because there's anything wrong with them, just they make me look like a camp oriental librarian.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I resisted for a long time
because they made me look like a German.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that, old boy.
Have you got a pair of 'Himmlers' then?

I always thought John Lennon ruined round glasses for us Nazis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

no, just any glasses made me look German
not so much any more.

I agree about Lennon ruining round glasses. The tosser.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Awful, awful man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Thank goodness he's dead, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Too fucking right.
Mark Chapman should be fucking knighted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Now if only some horrific fate would would befall Paul McCartney...
Oh hang on, he married Heather.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

A Perfect Circle have done a good cover of Imagine
really dirgy and depressing. Infinitely better than the original tripe.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

^This

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

My octagenarian grandmother did a fart in th bath this morning
that was better than Lennon's version.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

why were you listening to your grandmother in the bath?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Aye, round glasses, that's another thing that Lennon gets undue credit for. That and inventing peace.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I had some of those.
God did I look stupid.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

*awaits reply from God*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

No question mark.
But then again no comma.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

And no colon
by the time I've finished with you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Me too.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Well,
he-rro...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

racistlols.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

this is excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

*crick*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I look better with my glasses than without
I'm so glad for my Penfold-level of myopia
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

they do look good on some people
my mrs always wears them.

I'm only slightly astigmatic though, so don't really need them much. It's more to stop me getting a headache when using a computer all day than anything else.

Put my laptop in a rucksack for the walk to work though, and forgot to take glasses out of the laptop bag and put them in the rucksack as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Damn, another thing we share
I'm also astigmatic, and wear glasses every now and again to stop getting headaches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

we've also both been inside your mum

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

That's superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I have to agree.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

*takes a small bow*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

MIDGET ARCHERY SHOP IN 'SMASH AND GRAB' SHOCKER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Hahaha!
You must look slightly like a camp oriental librarian to start with and glasses just finish the look off.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

According to my mates I look like about a thousand different things, I have the most nicknames in the world.
Apparently at the moment I look like a gaunt malnourished Spanish fisherman who's taking a walking holiday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Albeit a bit specific.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I like it because it's better than Carlos Tevez (although now my hair's short I don't get that anymore) or an extra out of The Warriors.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

So basically you look forrin.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

My fucking flatmate broke my awesome cats-eye glasses.
I'm still angry about that. He's not even offered to fix them or anything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Hack his cock off with a saw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Hmm. Highly considering it.
They were lovely and vintage, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I think you should

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)