Strictly Come Dancing
Yes, Bruce Forsyth is still alive.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That should be it's sub title.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

When he finally kicks the bucket, I think we need a reality TV reanimation extravaganza.
It's be awesome, you could pit folks with zombie dust and voodoo against someone trying to build a robot skeleton out of Lego Technics and a mad-scientist type with a lightning rod. And whoever wins, we get a shambling, drooling monster with a taste for human flesh - it'll be like he never died.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

once again you deliver
TV Gold!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

He's never going to die
We need to find new, less annoying, uses for him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Have you seen Cyriak's Brucie animation?
It's pretty fucking amazing.

Here we are, on BBC- think it's on Youtube too
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p006hrf2/cyriak_brucie_-_the_forsyth_saga/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

When Brucie does finally die, he'll be having an open coffin at his funeral.
He discussed it with his family, and they agreed that it 'would be nice to see him, to see him nice'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

*waves*
Hello bud!
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

*Waves*
Morning Blousie!

It's snowing again :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Aw!
Is snow fucking bent Jeff?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Depends on whom you are fucking in it, Blousie.
ALthough I fear one's cock might drop off with the cold. 'Doggy' might be the way to go to save knacker to snow contact.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Yeap.
I wish it would just fuck off.

How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Still snotty.
My sinuses are killing me.

I do have Biscuit and Benji with me this morning so that is good.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Yay for dog company.
Boo for snot.

Are you feeling better than you were yesterday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Yeah! much better.
I'm ok really apart from feeling like my head is full of concrete.

What are you up to today?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm going to spend today complaining about the snow.
I might go to the supermarket later on too.

But I might not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Why not go out and throw snowballs at old people?
It would make their day a bit more exciting.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Old people are fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Yes, they are.
It's called 'spondylosis'
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

They should make his raddled old corpse do that thing he used to do on the Generation Game.
Anthea Redfern.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Heh.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)