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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you suggesting she glam up her clam?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Clitter!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)
It's not my joke, I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
If anything, the fact that it's actually called "Vajazzling" is even funnier.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
what?!
that sounds amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
A friend of mine suggested we double-team and get that together
Unfortunately mine would just sit alone in my knickers, unseen. No dick would dance below the disco ball of my mons pubis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Surely it would provide an unnaceptable level of abrasion?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
When you have sex, do you rub your dick along the mons pubis?
Fuck no. As far as I know the gems are limited to there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Not usually, but I'm not keen on grating the tip of my nose off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Point.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
For some women, it would give the level of purchase required
Like using sand as a lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
what possble function could it serve?
by the time someone's looking, they are pretty much distracted. Unless of course boys only like sparkly bit now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
It'd be the only way to get Darth to take a second look.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Haha, totally this.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
They were talking about it on the radio the other day.
I nearly choked on me werthers!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I have a wonderful picture of a misprinted Girls Aloud bio
entitled "Dreams that Clitter"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

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