Alright.. Who you pandering at?
This conversation is clearly bait for one of the double-deckers to see?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There's a whole list of /offtopicers I'm after.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Terrible rapist

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Internet romance is only for the portly or the sweaty palmed.
Nobody happy ever stoops to this level.

Be a grown up. Go out front and meet people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

^^^^
this
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Pfffft!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

also, from just over a year ago
www.b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536538
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Oh, the irony.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I probably should clarify that
the initial girlfriend at the start of that 10 year period went out with me for over six years. I'd hate to appear to be a loser.
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You're marrying a girl off the internet
you get much more of a loser than that surely?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

You're as cruel as you are fat

( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Well taking you seriously as I know I shouldn't
I don't think it matters at all where and how you meet, the most important things are if you get on and find each other attractive.
Everything else is secondary.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Why do you have to find them attractive?
Surely the most important thing is that you love one another?
It's what's on the inside that counts you monster.

No wonder you're single. You're shallow AND an internet user. This sickens me.
Online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I play WoW as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

you should larp
it sounds like the sort of thing you'd love
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Does wearing a gimp mask and carrying a cat o' nine tails
count as larping?
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

yes
if you add more latex
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

What's this "if *I* add"?
I was talking about PsychoChomp
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I'm a sociable, outgoing sort who isn't that hideously disfigured
But no girl I've ever met in a pub/club has wanted to watch Chris Morris DVDs with me. One in fact asked me to turn off the pedo special after we were 5 minutes in.
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

minutes cm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Your strikethroughs need work if you're
ever going to be as good as wookie. The better strikethrough in this instance was:
special pornographic film
( djtrialprice, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I thought your 'pedo special' was some kind of sex toy.
My mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)