I fucking hate you
As an aside, the mate I ran a clubnight with went under the name 'FP Judderlord', because he resembled the Judderman (being 6'4" with five 6" long mohawks). The 'FP' stood for Fistal Pleasure.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Charming friends you have, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Indeed, one only has to look at some of the folk on here to see that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Innit blud.
Rumour has it you shall be potentially coming down to civilisation in January...is this so? There's a sofabed with your name on it* should you need it.

*I have a sofabed with 'Osama Chin Laden' written on it in Tipp-ex
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I fear it's 'cheeky Monty's' shift today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Makes you feel 70 years younger I bet

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Quick, talk about popular culture!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Popular culture's shit
/Monty
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

That young Jack Kennedy looks like he might be an OK president.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Don't let it get to you Lab.
Otherwise everyone will exploit the perceived CHINk in your armour.
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

If it all gets too much
I can always get his missus to bend the corners of some of his record sleeves.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

*sharp intake of breath*

(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

If she does
I shall reciprocate by bending the corners of your face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You are not prepared to tackle the chins

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

'You can't handle the chins'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

"And you will know my name is the LORD
When I lay my chins upon thee"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

"Chin chinnery, chin chinnery..."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I have plans to get to London some time in January, yes
I want to try Tayyabs, and obviously meet up with folk. Thanks for the kind, if barbed, offer, I may yet take you up on it (via a similarly strikethrough-baiting gaz).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

on it your "Crouch End"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You are welcome any time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Lovely, ta!
Likewise if you find yourself ever venturing here, I'd be happy to put you up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

+ my shitpipe.
*holds head in hands*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Hello son
*waves*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Morning Dad!
Working from home today?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Trying to find something that I can do via email.
Managed yesterday, but I fear today shall see me using some of next year's holiday allowance up. Our estate has a foot of snow lying on it, so getting the car out is a tad difficult. Shovelling a path is not an option - you've seen the size of area; fuck that for a game of soldiers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

We've only got 6 inches here, which is just above the national average I'll have you know
And it's the thickness that counts.
It's dry though, so not icy as fuck, meaning driving's not a problem.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Oh it's reasonable dry.
Just not very easy to drive through.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)