Alright Poofers?
I too am homebound and hence b3ta time ensues. Today I shall assist in the erection of some wood that we obtained at the weekend.

I have no breakfast. Breakfast is for losers and those who stay in hotels.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Agreed
I only have breakfast in hotels, or if I'm staying with my folks and they do a fry up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Breakfast is there to assist in the destruction of hangovers for me
I didn't have any alcohol last night, so have no need for any.

Although Brunch can be good, having a Sausage, Bacon, Egg, Black Pudding and Brown Sauce roll at Midday is magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I really cannot eat when I first get up.
The exception is hotel breakfasts, and even then it's rare.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I need to be awake at least an hour before I can eat, apart from exceptional circumstances
Or if it's given to me the second I wake up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I got told to eat breakfast because it kickstarts your metabolism and starts you burning calories straight away
but I reckon a cup of tea and a swig from the juice carton would do that anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

The Right Reverend DG Esquire!...

How are you my handsome hero?

Erecting wood eh? In this weather I can't even find my wood.

*sobs*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'm good, Rev. Flake.
Yeah, we got the Christmas tree on Saturday but it's been sat downstairs in the porch aclimatising. Stops the needles dropping, see?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

You are indeed a wise and noble sage...

I just got the missus to buy a plastic one for me to cover with tacky baubles and a fuckload of twinkly lights.

woo!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

It was going that way
Our normal supplier has disappeared. You basically went and cut your own down from a plantation for about a tenner. This year, he was closed up so we've ended up buying a Forestry Commission one for £26. Should have been £30 but I didn't have £30 in my pocket...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I applaud your environmentalism...

I'm weak - and am finding it difficult to love a planet which seems to hate me :(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)