There's a benefit shop in my mum's hometown. I need to befriend the orange freaks that work there to get massive discounts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had to play a dangerous game in Boots when I was researching
I didn't want to be accosted by the clown-faced women
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

They scare me a little
the one in my local Debenhams alarms me because she can't actually move her face. I wait till they're doing 10 or 20% off before I buy Benefit stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Oh they're terrifying alright, but the wares that they pimp are that good that I put up with their inane chatter long enough to try stuff and get the hell out.
I miss sephora :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

this is true
I do love the Flawless stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

wotcha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Alright Monty?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Apart from the pathological hatred of anything popular you mean?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That's unfair - I don't hate you, do I?

Actually, hang on....yeah ok fair enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Not as far as I am aware, no.
You cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

*beams with pride at own nasty gibe*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I hope you accidentally snort some Vim.
*shows age*

Can you still get Vim?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It's in the cleaning aisle next to the Vigour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Pfft.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Also, I'm not a 'thing'.
You monster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Feeling somewhat 'delicate' but generally OK about life.
But enough about my glitzy glamorous existence in the glare of the spotlight - HOW ARE YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm good thanks, exams are finally over, so I'm at a bit of a loose end until my results come out in january.
It's been so long since I've had evenings to myself without having to study that I don't really know what to do with myself.

Edit: we should do tayyabs in january
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You missed yesterday's discussion on vajazzling, bex.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh man, I feel so unfulfilled!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

It was a conversation of sparkling wit and repartee.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

w cl
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

That too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It shall occur.
Al's been whinging to me about it, in that fat, annoying way he does, so I shall get it organised just to shut him up as much as anything else.

I propose a weekend so people can make bigger idiots of themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah, pick a Friday or Saturday so I can come.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

^this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I will look at my childcare schedule
and propose a couple of dates. You and I shall go on the fucking rampage, young fellow-me-lad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

cunts
all of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

would a weekday be better for you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

yeah, because then fewer other people could go

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I can make any day except sundays
if that changes your minds.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

considering I can't go for the foreseeable future
I don't really care
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

considering you can't go for the foreseeable future
I don't really care
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Fuck yes we shall

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not the weekend of the 22nd please for I shall be a shutin then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

The Urban Decay stand in my local Debenhams
is staffed by a bloke who is even more orange and fake be-browed than the women. He's a lovely chap but he's more camp than a field of pink tents.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)