All those misguided cretins
who go to Stonehenge for the Summer Solstice are going on the wrong day: today is the big one.

*belms at the ancient order of druids, estd. 1908*

Alt: why can't I have both, you stingy fucking cunt?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why would you have either?
I had tea with milk yesterday as I was in a cafe of the kind that poor people and the working classes frequent.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I have no idea what these places are of which you speak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Today started with a massive meteor shower...
...which was rather nice way to see in the Winter Solstice. Pity it was snowing and I could see fuck all at 6am,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

pretend the snow flakes are meteors

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Aaaarghhhh!
My fucking eyes are burning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

imagination is a powerful thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

You knows it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

sugar in tea?
Oh Monty :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with that
although my friend reckons there is a relationship between smoking and sugar in tea. I am an exception
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

As am I.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Cane and caned?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Jeffrey Archer's latest barn-stormer.
'Unpickupable'.

Monty Boyce, The Internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I thought I asked you to leave the Internet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

That's not a fucking question - are you Australian?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

G'Day!
*Ties kangaroo down*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

bondage kangaroo action
is some kind of treat is it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I have about one cup a week, and take a single sugar in it
as a hangover from my bong-smoking days. I make no apology for it.

I also prefer lager to bitter on the whole, and could NOT*give a rat's arse about that either, so 'nerr'.

*edited for sense
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Couldn't, not could. If you say you could give a rats arse about it your subsequent "nerrr" makes no sense.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

You are right, and I am sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

If I had sugar in my tea
I wouldn't fit through doorways.

I don't drink beer so no judgement here. Though of the two I'd drink lager since it's pretty tasteless
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)