No idea what the opposite sex find attractive.
But I'm not changing for anyone! Like me, puns and all, or don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

^ this
I am who I am, and if you don't like it you can fuck off.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I've tried being me and I've tried being who they want me to be.
Nothing works.

I haven't tried being a dog though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFXbdg02G_s
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Don't ever change, Blousie
I love you and so do all the regular OT-ers. I'd rather die cold and alone than change who I am because of someone else.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You'll die cold if you don't move to a place without fucking storage heaters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Grrrrrr!
I'll be your dawg.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I'll have that song in my head ALL NIGHT now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I'm quite toasty at the minute actually
It's a mere -3 outside and my electric blanket is on full whack.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

How many 'gay points' does the following get me?
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Lots
La Cage Aux Folles is awesome though, I went to see it in London in January.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love this song.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

What does this not surprise me in the slightest?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Pfft
you knew the lyrics, you massive queen.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Yeah, well, umm, err.... you have storage heaters.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I do
but this merely makes me cold occasionally, not a raging bumlord.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I'm not a bumder.
Wanna talk about football? Or birds? Fit birds I mean.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Football, to borrow a phrase of yours
is BENT. And I don't fancy women. I will cheerfully point out pretty women or women with cracking boobs to my boyfriend, when I have one, and I can appreciate them, but they really don't do anything for me. In the spirit of scientific enquiry I checked, and I found my original hypothesis to be valid.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

You bumder.
You don't like dead fit wimmin or football. What a bum-lover you are.

this hasn't really worked has it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Not really, no.

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

At least I lost the Abba pundown.
Is that enough to save me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

*ponders*
probably not. But women secretly love men who are in touch with their feminine side, as long as they're not pinching their knickers. (and sometimes even then. Especially then, in a few cases)
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

*Makes notes about what women secretly love*
What else do they like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

i dont
i like men to put my shelves up and catch spiders and sit there knowing all things about sport and cars and shit. in return i dont mind cooking and washing their pants

i cant stand those fucking metrosexual tossers
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Naw, a bit of metrosexuality is alright
but it's maximum 20:80 metrosexual/GRRR manly.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

not on my watch love

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Would your watch go to 20:59 before going to 21:00?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

i dont even own a watch

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

No watch sounds more accurate than the one berk uses.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

oh man i cant be dealing with this scrolly reply thing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

See my profile.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)