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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Football, to borrow a phrase of yours
is BENT. And I don't fancy women. I will cheerfully point out pretty women or women with cracking boobs to my boyfriend, when I have one, and I can appreciate them, but they really don't do anything for me. In the spirit of scientific enquiry I checked, and I found my original hypothesis to be valid.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
You bumder.
You don't like dead fit wimmin or football. What a bum-lover you are.

this hasn't really worked has it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)
Not really, no.

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)
At least I lost the Abba pundown.
Is that enough to save me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
*ponders*
probably not. But women secretly love men who are in touch with their feminine side, as long as they're not pinching their knickers. (and sometimes even then. Especially then, in a few cases)
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
*Makes notes about what women secretly love*
What else do they like?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)
i dont
i like men to put my shelves up and catch spiders and sit there knowing all things about sport and cars and shit. in return i dont mind cooking and washing their pants

i cant stand those fucking metrosexual tossers
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Naw, a bit of metrosexuality is alright
but it's maximum 20:80 metrosexual/GRRR manly.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)
not on my watch love

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)
Would your watch go to 20:59 before going to 21:00?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)
i dont even own a watch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)
No watch sounds more accurate than the one berk uses.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)
oh man i cant be dealing with this scrolly reply thing

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:55, Reply)

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