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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Old fashioned gent, home owner, good sense of responsibility with exclusive tastes and collection of records by people nobody has heard of.
Seeks hot, younger woman for actually, fuck it; I'm covered already. Sorry for wasting your time. And my money on this ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I had 'Performance: Rockin' the Fillmore' by Humble Pie delivered yesterday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw&feature=related

It is fucking marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Evening sir.
What's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
I'm cruising for a piece of ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Al hasn't been around all evening, so far as I can tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
And right on cue, I'm just nipping out for a fag.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I said a 'piece of ass',
not 'an ass the size of the West Midlands and twice as smelly'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
there certainly are many arses in here tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)
COO EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I am higher than the fucking High Chapparal
and twice as cowboy-friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)
In the mood for YouTube jukebox?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Just a short one perhaps.
I'll start a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)
-wiggles-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
*wanks to a bloody stump*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)
If only there were a nice single man of about half your age who'd do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)
(without facial hair)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Tall, dark, clever too plz

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
oi don't monopolise

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
I have my type!
I am not putting some of the more insane requests down, like eyes any other colour than blue and nice clavicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)
You are seriously talking about Crow here
And I'm not joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
No, I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
It matches.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
tall, dark and clever
fits several b3tans. And several million members of the world.

Besides Lampito likes supportive wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I accept my defeat!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:42, Reply)
Is that the Placebo effect?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Eyeholes in a paper bag?
Or am I getting this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
You've got it right!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
MATE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuZIFvtx228&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I'm pissing myself here.
Percy saying 'people who do this must be mentally ill'

I'm crying with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Janet Ellis was H A W T

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Better:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtF5L9bKfO8
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)

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